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Burning Down 04-17-2013 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1308272)
I thought you said you had dated a girl for a while who ended up dumping you? Did you not pound her love muffin? Or were you taking it slow?

Sex is delicious.

Surell 04-17-2013 10:07 PM

i ate her ass

Scarlett O'Hara 04-17-2013 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1308288)
Sex is delicious.

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Originally Posted by Surell (Post 1308289)
i ate her ass

:laughing:

Keep bringing the pleasure people.

Sansa Stark 04-17-2013 10:51 PM

Getting your butt eaten can either be awesome or ew

Scarlett O'Hara 04-17-2013 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1308308)
Getting your butt eaten can either be awesome or ew

A guy rimmed me once and I had a freaking heart attack because I wasn't expecting it. I did not find it pleasurable, I was rather repulsed. The guy even tried kissing me after! But hey, each to their own. Maybe I need it done more than once to really know if I like it.

Sansa Stark 04-17-2013 10:54 PM

Ewwwwww he tried to kiss you after he rimmed you? That's fucked up

Scarlett O'Hara 04-17-2013 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1308313)
Ewwwwww he tried to kiss you after he rimmed you? That's fucked up

You're telling me! I was so shocked and disgusted I kicked him the hell out of my house. Not only that, as he was leaving he goes "oh by the way I have a girlfriend so don't call me".

Sansa Stark 04-17-2013 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1308315)
You're telling me! I was so shocked and disgusted I kicked him the hell out of my house. Not only that, as he was leaving he goes "oh by the way I have a girlfriend so don't call me".

Maybe his girlfriend has a poopy kink??/ gross hahaha

Scarlett O'Hara 04-18-2013 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1308319)
Maybe his girlfriend has a poopy kink??/ gross hahaha

:laughing:

She quite obviously had a scat fetish. Maybe he found it delicious? Perhaps it tastes like chocolate? Well I know mine smells like roses. :D

Sequoioideae 04-18-2013 03:42 AM

Is there any place where white skinny weirdos can get laid? Besides Portland I mean, because I want to freak out some chicks, errr... I mean get my freak on.


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