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Burning Down 04-20-2013 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1309347)
133t speak makes Batlord soft.

Guess you won't be getting in her bed, then.

The Batlord 04-22-2013 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1309427)
Guess you won't be getting in her bed, then.

That's what a ball gag is for.

Dr_Rez 04-23-2013 12:21 PM

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of *** everywhere. People say I *** like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home

FRED HALE SR. 04-23-2013 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Rez (Post 1310321)
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of *** everywhere. People say I *** like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home

:beer:

Frownland 04-23-2013 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Rez (Post 1310321)
I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

:laughing: that's sig worthy.

The Batlord 04-24-2013 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1310401)
:laughing: that's sig worthy.

I think I'm gonna sig this one...

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Originally Posted by Dr. Rez (Post 1310321)
I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of *** everywhere. People say I *** like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.


Burning Down 04-24-2013 09:00 AM

lol. He's like a fire hydrant.

neardeathexperience 04-24-2013 09:29 AM

It would seem that not too many people here are down with talking about their sexual habits.

Burning Down 04-24-2013 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by neardeathexperience (Post 1310779)
It would seem that not too many people here are down with talking about their sexual habits.

Either you haven't read through the topic or you're just being sarcastic :laughing:

FRED HALE SR. 04-24-2013 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by neardeathexperience (Post 1310779)
It would seem that not too many people here are down with talking about their sexual habits.

Yeah it would seem that way. So go ahead and start it off. What are you into? :rofl:


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