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Scarlett O'Hara 05-18-2013 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ? (Post 1320497)
I would but this thread is about as sexy as a gunshot wound to the elephant man's head.
Oh you're just jealous because I'm using someone else as my sex slave.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1320498)
Or a penis. It'll be like Inception.


If it's a small enough caliber gun then that's just one more hole.
Consider it done, I will do a penis inside a penis.

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1320499)
Urban will.
:laughing:

He's volunteered now!

Burning Down 05-18-2013 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1320498)
Or a penis. It'll be like Inception.
What if she cuts you? You into that? :rofl:

Scarlett O'Hara 05-18-2013 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1320506)
What if she cuts you? You into that? :rofl:
Oh wow! **** just got serious....

*gets out her carving knife*

The Batlord 05-18-2013 12:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1320506)
What if she cuts you? You into that? :rofl:
Blood is just one more kind of lube.

Scarlett O'Hara 05-18-2013 12:12 PM
It will be like I have my period! You guys know how to get me off

Justthefacts 05-18-2013 04:03 PM
Okay I really need a female's opinion on this one.

How do I give you gals an orgasm? Is it just continual, consistent thrusting? Or something more? I just don't get it.

Sansa Stark 05-18-2013 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Slow Groove (Post 1320596)
Okay I really need a female's opinion on this one.

How do I give you gals an orgasm? Is it just continual, consistent thrusting? Or something more? I just don't get it.
It's different for every person with a vagina. If they know, ask them and they'l show you if they know themselves. Otherwise, it's looking like you'll have to do some experimenting with her on what feels good :) Most of all relax & don't judge yourself on making someone else have an orgasm. It's most important that you relax and have fun with your partner :)

/Dr Sue

Justthefacts 05-18-2013 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1320597)
It's different for every person with a vagina. If they know, ask them and they'l show you if they know themselves. Otherwise, it's looking like you'll have to do some experimenting with her on what feels good :) Most of all relax & don't judge yourself on making someone else have an orgasm. It's most important that you relax and have fun with your partner :)

/Dr Sue
Thanks Hermione. My old ladies leaving for a month to Ecuador and I desperately want to give her a raging, screaming, passionate orgasm before she goes.

Sansa Stark 05-18-2013 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Slow Groove (Post 1320598)
Thanks Hermione. My old ladies leaving for a month to Ecuador and I desperately want to give her a raging, screaming, passionate orgasm before she goes.
http://dearvulva.tumblr.com/post/496...achieve-female

This seems like it knows what it's talking about, try this. Glad I can help.

Ass Napkin Ed 05-19-2013 12:39 PM
He's joking right, I mean you've been ****ing her for how long and you've never given her an orgasm? Holy **** it's a miracle she still lets you **** her so why even bother


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