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The Batlord 06-04-2013 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1327828)
:laughing:

What about tendering the meat curtains?
Ew. Now I'm just thinking of a giant steak dripping with blood. Which is pretty accurate come to think of it...

Paul Smeenus 06-04-2013 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1328046)
So tonight I decide to screw myself with a *****, and I literally came after 2 minutes and squirted all over my hand as I was pulling the ***** out! I've never had that happen before, the only time I squirted was with an ex. So I feel like I'm at a point sexually now where I really know my body and I can bring myself to maximum pleasure in a short amount of time. Has anyone else experienced squirting?


Shortly after reading this post as a matter of fact.

The Batlord 06-04-2013 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1328211)
Shortly after reading this post as a matter of fact.
Clean up aisle seven.

Scarlett O'Hara 06-04-2013 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by FETCHER. (Post 1328098)
Nope, tbh I think it would completely turn me off if it happened while I was having sex.
Fair enough hun. I'm not sure if its a turn on or more of a surprise?

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1328186)
Ew. Now I'm just thinking of a giant steak dripping with blood. Which is pretty accurate come to think of it...
:laughing:

I know I was only kidding!

Scarlett O'Hara 06-04-2013 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1328211)
Shortly after reading this post as a matter of fact.
;)

Naughty boy!

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1328219)
Clean up aisle seven.
A major clean up I can see.

Burning Down 06-04-2013 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1328046)
So tonight I decide to screw myself with a *****, and I literally came after 2 minutes and squirted all over my hand as I was pulling the ***** out! I've never had that happen before, the only time I squirted was with an ex. So I feel like I'm at a point sexually now where I really know my body and I can bring myself to maximum pleasure in a short amount of time. Has anyone else experienced squirting?
Hmm, not me. But maybe it's time to get some rubber sheets? :D

Scarlett O'Hara 06-04-2013 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1328394)
Hmm, not me. But maybe it's time to get some rubber sheets? :D
Ahahaha I think I'm going to need some, I'm getting as bad as a guy!

Burning Down 06-04-2013 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1328408)
Ahahaha I think I'm going to need some, I'm getting as bad as a guy!
Can't be as bad as finding crusty rags in the bottom of the laundry hamper.

Scarlett O'Hara 06-04-2013 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1328452)
Can't be as bad as finding crusty rags in the bottom of the laundry hamper.
I think blood and **** stained underwear could trump that.

Burning Down 06-04-2013 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1328461)
I think blood and **** stained underwear could trump that.
True, true, lol. Touching dried semen is just gross though.


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