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Dr_Rez 10-10-2013 10:24 PM

For you manky

Sequoioideae 10-10-2013 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1372613)
For you manky

"Don't drink a lot of whiskey and stick your finger in someone."

Lessons to live by.

14232949 10-11-2013 08:04 AM

thank you for sharing and for the advice Rez. I've been having erection problems due to the amount of alcohol I've been consuming too. It goes up, but when I have a boner, it's not actually hard. It just flops around so when a girl's on top it just flops out of her quite a lot and it doesn't actually stand, it just falls back on itself.

I'm starting to think from both our experiences that alcohol and sexual relations may not seem like the win/win combination they once did.

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark (Post 1372603)
AHhHHhHHhHHHhhhh YOU ARE SO ****ING CUTE I dont even really give a ****e what you're talking about but ahhhh lets get married pls I am totally enamoured of you and your accent ahhh

you're too sweet gal. I would if we could.

Dr_Rez 10-11-2013 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1372678)
thank you for sharing and for the advice Rez. I've been having erection problems due to the amount of alcohol I've been consuming too. It goes up, but when I have a boner, it's not actually hard. It just flops around so when a girl's on top it just flops out of her quite a lot and it doesn't actually stand, it just falls back on itself.

You seem to not use condoms which is the biggest hurdle. A half floppy cock and a condom with a tight fit is not a dream team.

14232949 10-11-2013 10:01 AM

naa I don't. I don't like the feeling of them. Had sex again last night, floppy cock syndrome once more. She swallowed in the end though so it's all good.

AnnaleeMercurio 10-12-2013 05:41 AM

still looking for one ready to be with me but the same had not happened to me yet .. still hopeful that it is going to happen to me seen

Dr_Rez 10-12-2013 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1372695)
naa I don't. I don't like the feeling of them. Had sex again last night, floppy cock syndrome once more. She swallowed in the end though so it's all good.

Bro you are gonna have 5 kids before you are 30. I used to work with a 24 year old with 4 kids, let me tell you it isnt fun. Wrap that **** up B.

djchameleon 10-12-2013 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs (Post 1373066)
Bro you are gonna have 5 kids before you are 30. I used to work with a 24 year old with 4 kids, let me tell you it isnt fun. Wrap that **** up B.

Even worse his dik is going to fall off messing with dem dirty girls.

4gotmyPW 10-13-2013 07:35 AM

TLDW, but tbh we all did some crazy **** in college sexually. I'm honestly surprised I made it through with my dick & balls still attached. 70% of the sexual **** I did in college I wouldn't do now but you live you learn so good luck.

14232949 10-13-2013 06:43 PM

I haste to say it's too early for a Part III, but I have enough material to now record a Part III
Genuinely on fire at the moment, I've never felt more self assured and confident. I literally feel I can do anything right about now.


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