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SATCHMO 06-24-2009 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by savannah (Post 689846)
kinko's would be cheaper

But I cant get good margaritas at Kinko's!

savannah 06-24-2009 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 689860)
But I cant get good margaritas at Kinko's!

youre a ****in bartender

SATCHMO 06-24-2009 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by savannah (Post 689862)
youre a ****in bartender

That one went over your head (thank God).

TheBig3 06-24-2009 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 689858)
No silly. How am I supposed to get any work done with poo on my pencil?

whoa alright then, good day gentleman. I'll be anywhere but here.

SATCHMO 06-24-2009 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog (Post 690044)
whoa alright then, good day gentleman. I'll be anywhere but here.

No, wait......It's not what it looks like!!!!!!

FaSho 06-24-2009 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 689860)
But I cant get good margaritas at Kinko's!

:yikes: That's pretty sick, man.
I'm too young for this thread...

Arya Stark 06-24-2009 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by FaSho (Post 690066)
:yikes: That's pretty sick, man.
I'm too young for this thread...

Hahaha, I'm glad you said that. <3

Astronomer 06-24-2009 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by FaSho (Post 690066)
I'm too young for this thread...

No you're not, pretty sure you're the one who made me want to know what 'lemon party' meant. Haha. Or maybe you weren't.

Scarlett O'Hara 06-25-2009 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 333 (Post 689567)
I like sucking more than the biting when it comes to the nipples. I have them pierced so they are a little bit more sensitive. Most of the time, guys don't know what to do with them.

As for fingering, I used to be a big fan ... When I was 15. It's undeniably good foreplay, but I enjoy oral sex so much more. More recently, I've found a new love for giving head, and realized I can have much more fun with it than I thought. Not to say I don't love receiving it, but there's just something about seeing a guy in complete (or so I'd like to think) ecstasy just because your hand(s), tongue and mouth are wrapped around him. Last time I gave a blow job, we were in a house with no A/C in the middle of ****ing June, so in an effort to cool us both down, I ate a popcicle while going down on him. I would take a bite of the popcicle and hold it in my mouth, tease him with it, then proceed to suck, lick, tongue him until it melted. The rest is cake. Repeat, rinse, and wash.

That's a really mint idea. I'll try that one day.

Back to nipples though, sucking is very dull for me because it kind of makes me feel weird, as if a guy is trying to get milk out of them or something haha. So biting = gooood. Savanah are you saying you like a bit of pain too?

Yeah, it's actually benefited me more than I've realised. I mean lets face it, not everyone knows everything about sex.

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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog (Post 688118)
To be fair, most girls don't know what their doing either. When I was getting into the game I would ask women, and they didn't even know where their clit was.

That being said, the vagina isn't terribly straitforward and unless you've been given amazing directions or been taken to the clit, its impossible to find on your own. Depending on your age, its logical that none of your peers can find it.

I wouldn't give up though, my current girlfriend says the orgasms are more intense that way. Patience my friend, patience.

Yeah I can see that. Most guys I've talked to can't recall ever having good ones. I used to think I was really good at giving them, but now I get a sore jaw really easily and I've noticed some guys a) take forever to come and b) don't like everything I have thought they would. Is it true that you guys don't like teeth rubbing against your pee pee because it can scratch? Apparently us girls do it a lot for some reason.

I have a confession to make, I didn't know what a clit was until only a matter of weeks ago. My flatmate showed me on a diagram what it is and how it feels like and then I found mine and was like ohhhh. Mine is quite hidden which is why I think I've not recieved good oral before because guys don't know where to find it.

Freebase Dali 06-25-2009 01:06 AM

LOL Vanilla... milk...
Know what's going to ruin your sex life?
Breastfeeding.

Cause babies bite too.



Edit...
Never mind... it'll be marriage that ruins it.


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