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Burning Down 01-14-2014 03:36 PM

I was in a washroom today that had writing all over one wall. There was a message written that said "If you had to marry the last person you had sex with, would you be happy?" and like 20 other people wrote NO WAY. For some reason I thought that was funny.

Sculptor 01-14-2014 11:28 PM

Man, have I got stories for you guys, many of which I will not share. But lets take it back to Germany around 93 when i was under 10. I was taking a poopitie poo in a public toilet in the city and in the the toilets theres always people writing things on the wall like meet me here at this time so we can get dirty and lord behold someone walks into the cubicle next to mine and I can hear him getting undressed until he was completely naked and then he gets on his knees and then I got the **** out of there.
Not really a sexual experience but who knows what happened after.

butthead aka 216 01-14-2014 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sculptor (Post 1406151)
Man, have I got stories for you guys, many of which I will not share. But lets take it back to Germany around 93 when i was under 10. I was taking a poopitie poo in a public toilet in the city and in the the toilets theres always people writing things on the wall like meet me here at this time so we can get dirty and lord behold someone walks into the cubicle next to mine and I can hear him getting undressed until he was completely naked and then he gets on his knees and then I got the **** out of there.
Not really a sexual experience but who knows what happened after.

you are willin to share a story in the sex experience thread that begins with "i was under 10" but there are many others you are unwillin to share...... wow i wonder what kinda material those stories hold

Sculptor 01-15-2014 12:28 AM

The kind you don't go around telling everyone!

The Batlord 01-15-2014 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Sculptor (Post 1406158)
The kind you don't go around telling everyone!

Dude, if you gave someone a Dirty Sanchez then you can't hold that back.

djchameleon 01-15-2014 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1406251)
Dude, if you gave someone a Dirty Sanchez then you can't hold that back.

He has got nothing. It is similar to when you were a kid and you would say you have a secret but then you say that you aren't telling. It is a bluff you really didn't have anything to begin with. :pssst:

The Batlord 01-15-2014 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1406252)
He has got nothing. It is similar to when you were a kid and you would say you have a secret but then you say that you aren't telling. It is a bluff you really didn't have anything to begin with. :pssst:

Why do you crush my dreams?

Burning Down 01-16-2014 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1406251)
Dude, if you gave someone a Dirty Sanchez then you can't hold that back.

Have you given someone a dirty sanchez?

djchameleon 01-17-2014 08:51 PM

How many people do kegels? men and women?

Also for the guys, have you ever tried Jelqing?

FETCHER. 01-18-2014 07:11 AM

I'm so scared to google that.


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