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Yeah nobody wants to be impaled.

:laughing: It's funny but it's also sad.

When I was like 6 or 7 I had an older friend, I think he would have been between 12 and 16, I don't really remember but def a teenager. He used to hang out with two girls the same age and being the little horny devil I was I used to feel them up and they even let me make out with them. It was like a dream, once I felt so empowered that i just walked up to the one with thew hot ass and grabbed it. I even kissed one of them in front of my dad and he was pretty happy with it.

I think when I was 6 or 7 I was playing football in the park and not giving a sh*t about girls until I was much older.

When I was 6 or 7 my uncle told me not to tell my mum and dad

I'm sure... lol

Same mate. Remember once these older lads came over for a match. Toward the end, with the score level, they had a free kick. Kicked it outside the park into the road but said the rules are that you're meant to add 30 seconds on when that happens so we did. They re-took the free kick and kicked it even further (obviously doing it on purpose) and it went into the school playground over the road.

One of them said they'd go and get it back for us, then once he was over, the others joined in, climbed into the playground and fucked off with our football. I've always remembered it.

Tossers.

lol, I had the same thing happen when I was like 14 and we played basketball with some kids we didn't know, and after like 20 minutes they fucked off with the ball and bounced it into a collapsing abandoned building.

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