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Zhanteimi 06-26-2016 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1714511)
You sound remarkably calm about all this. That is about ten tons of heavy **** and I'd be pretty freaked out.
Make no mistake. My childhood has left an indelible mark on me, but I've walked through the fire. Without ked, I would've died. She saved my life.

Kedvesem 06-26-2016 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1714512)
Make no mistake. My childhood has left an indelible mark on me, but I've walked through the fire. Without ked, I would've died. She saved my life.
I love you, Sir. :love:

I was proud to walk through the fire with you, and I am happier by your side than any other place.

Chula Vista 06-30-2016 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by mordwyr (Post 1714512)
Make no mistake. My childhood has left an indelible mark on me.
In all seriousness, I actually think I may have you beat in the totally messed up childhood dept. So sorry for what you went through. The fact that you found a way out is commendable beyond words.

My two suicide attempts around the age of 10-12 didn't work out. Getting a cheap strat copy guitar and buying LZ1 when I was 13 saved my life. Make no mistake, I tried the Bible but it just didn't work for me at the time.

grindy 06-30-2016 11:46 AM
It's not a ****ing competition.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-30-2016 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1715457)
It's not a ****ing competition.
What kind of competition is it, then?

The Batlord 06-30-2016 11:55 AM
How the hell can Chula turn ANYTHING into a Led Zeppelin story?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 06-30-2016 12:01 PM
Old man syndrome

Chula Vista 06-30-2016 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1715457)
It's not a ****ing competition.
Not the point at all. If not for your avatar I'd be cursing you right now with really dirty words.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1715459)
How the hell can Chula turn ANYTHING into a Led Zeppelin story?
LZ1 saved my life. Deal with the consequences. I'm here to stay!

Frownland 06-30-2016 12:03 PM
http://imgorigin.allegromedical.com/...1-MEDIUM_0.jpg

Get one. Place one pad on your ass and another on your lady's ass or groin area and bang facing each other. Thank me later.

The Batlord 06-30-2016 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1715463)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ront_cover.png

Get one. Place one pad on your ass and another on your lady's ass or groin area and bang facing each other. Thank me later.
ftfy


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