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FRED HALE SR. 02-07-2014 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1414353)
I already banned getting blowjobs for a few years because of all the teeth action and being thrown up on. I have had some terrible blowjobs but I am back to being okay with them and I am willing to teach. There isn't teeth action if you friggin teach them properly. No damn patience.

Also you can buy new sheets who cares!?
There isn't teeth action if you teach them properly. So do you have one of your guy friends come over and give them tutorials on what works? :confused:

I could buy new sheets but I don't have to. Its really that simple.

FRED HALE SR. 02-07-2014 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1414376)
This almost sounds like when you're applying for your first job. They won't hire you with no experience and you can't get experience without a job. Catch-22.
Nah. You're already broken in, you'll do just fine. :wavey:

djchameleon 02-07-2014 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1414382)
There isn't teeth action if you teach them properly. So do you have one of your guy friends come over and give them tutorials on what works? :confused:
have you never attended a sex ed class?:usehead:

Use a fucking banana like they do. Give it to the girl and there will be evidence of if she is using her teeth by teethmark being on the banana or man the fuck up and just use your own dick.

WWWP 02-07-2014 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1414384)
have you never attended a sex ed class?:usehead:

Use a fucking banana like they do. Give it to the girl and there will be evidence of if she is using her teeth by teethmark being on the banana or man the fuck up and just use your own dick.
Are you ****ing serious omg :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Burning Down 02-07-2014 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1414383)
Nah. You're already broken in, you'll do just fine. :wavey:
That's cause I found someone who didn't run and hide when I said I wasn't experienced, lol.
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1414384)
have you never attended a sex ed class?:usehead:

Use a fucking banana like they do. Give it to the girl and there will be evidence of if she is using her teeth by teethmark being on the banana or man the fuck up and just use your own dick.
Or you could just ask Batlord for blowjob tips.

djchameleon 02-07-2014 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner (Post 1414385)
Are you ****ing serious omg :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
yes I am ****ing serious. Teeth action is no joke but you wouldn't understand.

butthead aka 216 02-07-2014 03:43 PM
confirmed dj is a virgin

quit takin herms sex tips seriously lol

FRED HALE SR. 02-07-2014 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1414384)
have you never attended a sex ed class?:usehead:

Use a fucking banana like they do. Give it to the girl and there will be evidence of if she is using her teeth by teethmark being on the banana or man the fuck up and just use your own dick.
Nah I learned by watching my friends with bananas. LOL

djchameleon 02-07-2014 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1414391)
confirmed dj is a virgin

quit takin herms sex tips seriously lol
confirmed you've never taken anyone's virginity.

butthead aka 216 02-07-2014 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1414394)
confirmed you've never taken anyone's virginity.
confirmed and hopefully never do


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