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WWWP 02-07-2014 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1414389)
yes I am ****ing serious. Teeth action is no joke but you wouldn't understand.
I just imagine a scene where you bring a girl back to your apartment and then you're just like "before we have sex I'm going to need you to take this banana..."

FRED HALE SR. 02-07-2014 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner (Post 1414403)
I just imagine a scene where you bring a girl back to your apartment and then you're just like "before we have sex I'm going to need you to take this banana..."
I'm fresh out of bananas, can you shove this dom perignon bottle down your esophagus and make my night?

djchameleon 02-07-2014 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner (Post 1414403)
I just imagine a scene where you bring a girl back to your apartment and then you're just like "before we have sex I'm going to need you to take this banana..."
that's about the time that I also take out the dozen of eggs labeled "for sex only" as well.

Scarlett O'Hara 02-07-2014 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner (Post 1414403)
I just imagine a scene where you bring a girl back to your apartment and then you're just like "before we have sex I'm going to need you to take this banana..."
:laughing:

I can imagine it too.

YorkeDaddy 02-08-2014 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1414406)
that's about the time that I also take out the dozen of eggs labeled "for sex only" as well.
I really, really hope you actually went and did this haha

djchameleon 02-08-2014 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1414517)
I really, really hope you actually went and did this haha
lol I haven't yet but I will post the video when I do.

The Batlord 02-11-2014 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1414384)
have you never attended a sex ed class?:usehead:

Use a fucking banana like they do. Give it to the girl and there will be evidence of if she is using her teeth by teethmark being on the banana or man the fuck up and just use your own dick.
I guess I was absent that day. :(

14232949 02-11-2014 11:33 AM
On friday, I had sex with another virgin. Two in the span of one week. Jeez.
They seem to be coming out the woodwork all of a sudden.

Dr_Rez 02-11-2014 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1415486)
On friday, I had sex with another virgin. Two in the span of one week. Jeez.
They seem to be coming out the woodwork all of a sudden.
Not really anything to be proud of...not trying to be an arsehole but seriously...

Moss 02-11-2014 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant (Post 1415486)
On friday, I had sex with another virgin. Two in the span of one week. Jeez.
They seem to be coming out the woodwork all of a sudden.
Nobody likes a braggart.


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