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Old 08-28-2013, 07:47 AM   #9181 (permalink)
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Starfish position is not still good pizza.
Screwing a girl that has a fishy vag is not still good pizza.
Yeast infection is not still good pizza.
Period Sex is not still good pizza.
well said.
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Old 08-28-2013, 07:51 AM   #9182 (permalink)
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Starfish position is not still good pizza.
Screwing a girl that has a fishy vag is not still good pizza.
Yeast infection is not still good pizza.
Period Sex is not still good pizza.
Maybe add STD's to that list.
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Old 08-28-2013, 10:34 AM   #9183 (permalink)
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I've been a virgin 10 times at least.
After all, anal doesn't count.

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Lmao. What's it like to be a super virgin?
It means you have a hymen that can snap a steel rod.
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Old 08-28-2013, 12:55 PM   #9184 (permalink)
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After all, anal doesn't count.


It means you have a hymen that can snap a steel rod.
you know what they say, spare the rod spoil the child.
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Old 08-28-2013, 01:24 PM   #9185 (permalink)
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After all, anal doesn't count.
So that means you're still a virgin too, right?
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Old 08-28-2013, 05:15 PM   #9186 (permalink)
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Virgin in the ass?
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Keep it in your pants scottie.
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Old 08-28-2013, 05:24 PM   #9187 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2013, 07:20 PM   #9188 (permalink)
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im about to have sex right now

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Old 08-28-2013, 07:39 PM   #9189 (permalink)
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I'm about to have sex with a tear in the omniverse. I was reading about Casu Marzu, and my lust for maggot cheese opened a tear within the fabric of time and space. It's so squishy.
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Old 08-28-2013, 07:40 PM   #9190 (permalink)
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I'm about to have sex with a tear in the omniverse. I was reading about Casu Marzu, and my lust for maggot cheese opened a tear within the fabric of time and space. It's so squishy.
you're kinda weird
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