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Old 05-08-2006, 01:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dunno if we've had one of these - am I allowed to start saying "we" yet? When is my temporary observation period over with? Anyhoo. Let's all become closer by revealing our deepest, darkest fantasies...

Mine is pretty simple - I am a man of simple pleasures...

Hot Air Balloon sex. I would love to make love in a hot air balloon over... Ireland, or somewhere else very, very green (New Zealand, perhaps?) But not only in an air balloon - I would be wearing a WWI fighter pilot outfit and my buxom beauty would be wearing a nurses outfit!

And I wish I was kidding...

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Old 05-08-2006, 01:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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the way things have been going for me lately any lovein would be a true fantasy.
but mine right now might be something like, (girl come`s over and lets me)

sad but true
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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in a kiddie pool filled with baby oil

heh, that would be cool................................and messy
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Old 05-08-2006, 07:22 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I would like to put all the people I truly hate, in a barn and burn the bastards alive. If your thinking this has nothing to do with releasing sexual tension...think again.

Also, an all over fanny (English defination of the word applies here) massage by two Thai chicks, with lashings of baby oil... would do nicely.
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Old 05-08-2006, 07:29 AM   #5 (permalink)
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^sign me up for one of those too




With "happy ending" of course
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Old 05-08-2006, 08:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Also, an all over fanny (English defination of the word applies here) massage by two Thai chicks, with lashings of baby oil... would do nicely.
That's a little disturbing.

I think mine'd be...to go to my ex's school and bend her over in the courtyard with a megaphone and video camera.
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Old 05-08-2006, 09:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I would like to put all the people I truly hate, in a barn and burn the bastards alive. If your thinking this has nothing to do with releasing sexual tension...think again.

Also, an all over fanny (English defination of the word applies here) massage by two Thai chicks, with lashings of baby oil... would do nicely.
sounds a little like a future serial killer

mine sexually would have to be: = normaly girly thing.
me and the one i'm with out caught in the rain.. finding an old cabin.. going in it lighting a fire, and some candles.. cuddling and making love on the floor in front of the fire place.

and

having my guy tell me for the first time that he loves me and actually mean it, unlike every guy in my past. then having hot and heavey sex.
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Old 05-08-2006, 09:29 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Awww EIMP that is so sweet
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Old 05-08-2006, 10:52 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Love in an elevator

Livin it up when I'm goin down
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Old 05-08-2006, 11:09 AM   #10 (permalink)
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haha good one.

Well, I just want to sleep with as many bands as possible. When I'm 'legal', of course
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