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Old 11-27-2013, 01:36 PM   #9731 (permalink)
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there is literally no advice on the internet. I really don't know what to do.
It's been like this for months. I told my doctor who just shrugged it off like it was nothing.
There's massive disclaimers on the internet saying not to buy viagra but I don't see that I have any other choice.

How did you get over it 216? was it just an unexplained phase?
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Old 11-27-2013, 01:38 PM   #9732 (permalink)
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Stop drinking?
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Old 11-27-2013, 01:41 PM   #9733 (permalink)
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surely it doesn't have to boil down to a choice between drink and sex?
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Old 11-27-2013, 01:42 PM   #9734 (permalink)
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surely it doesn't have to boil down to a choice between drink and sex?
Get a cock ring?
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Old 11-27-2013, 01:43 PM   #9735 (permalink)
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It wasn't like a continuous thing or over a period of time but I just remember it hapoenin a handful of times. Like it was hard but not rock hard. Usually goin back in her mouth helpef momentarily but after a few mins it would happen again. I dunno I jyst chalked it up to randomness I didn't really do much to fix it
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Old 11-27-2013, 01:46 PM   #9736 (permalink)
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do those things actually work? And where would I get one?

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It wasn't like a continuous thing or over a period of time but I just remember it hapoenin a handful of times. Like it was hard but not rock hard. Usually goin back in her mouth helpef momentarily but after a few mins it would happen again. I dunno I jyst chalked it up to randomness I didn't really do much to fix it
Like, even when I masturbate I don't get a hard/firm erection. Like haven't had one in ages.
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surely it doesn't have to boil down to a choice between drink and sex?
Only time I've had this problem is when I've been pissed or watched too much porn. I no longer drink and have cut down on porn (with a view to eliminating it completely).

No porn, no alcohol, good diet, should sort it imo.

Could look into Tribulus also, I was looking at it before, people use it for weight training. The evidence is mostly anecdotal but worth a try before Viagra tbh.
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Old 11-27-2013, 01:53 PM   #9738 (permalink)
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do those things actually work? And where would I get one?



Like, even when I masturbate I don't get a hard/firm erection. Like haven't had one in ages.
Get some cocaine. Once it gets hard you will never go back.
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Old 11-27-2013, 02:45 PM   #9739 (permalink)
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I need a bit of advice...

I'm in the 6th form at the moment, and I have a friend who goes to the local uni. He's said that I should come along to some of the uni and get it on with someone, which is tempting, but I'm not sure. Is there anything important about losing the V-bomb or is it ok to just throw it away on some drunken one night stand? Cheers.
No there's nothing important you need to know about it. Just don't catch a disease or anything.
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Old 11-27-2013, 03:35 PM   #9740 (permalink)
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Maybe you better start with just trying to kiss a girl, Katy Perry liked it. Maybe move your way up to second base by May of next year.
I'm not a complete beginner, man!
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