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Old 08-14-2016, 07:33 PM   #10961 (permalink)
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I'll bet he told the poor bastard he had a headache.
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Old 08-14-2016, 07:34 PM   #10962 (permalink)
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I'll bet he told the poor bastard he had a headache.
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Old 08-14-2016, 07:35 PM   #10963 (permalink)
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i DID have a headache tho.... you're a jerk.
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Old 08-14-2016, 07:35 PM   #10964 (permalink)
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i DID have a headache tho.... you're a jerk.
I've heard all this before. Did you call it rape too?
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Old 08-14-2016, 07:36 PM   #10965 (permalink)
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i DID have a headache tho.... you're a jerk.
You're the one who jerked.
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Old 08-15-2016, 09:56 AM   #10966 (permalink)
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Anyone ever hold out on masturbating for a couple days in hopes that you'll have a really good orgasm as a result? I do this sometimes, and I'll be honest, sometimes it works, and other times it doesn't. But when it does, ohhh man.
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Old 08-15-2016, 09:57 AM   #10967 (permalink)
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but its so ****ing annoying when it doesn't work.
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Old 08-15-2016, 09:59 AM   #10968 (permalink)
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When you use a mirror, every orgasm is a good orgasm.
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Old 08-15-2016, 09:59 AM   #10969 (permalink)
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but its so ****ing annoying when it doesn't work.
Yeah, though I think a lot of it has to do with how you get yourself to orgasm. My imagination can run wild, and its pretty great if I can get myself into a pretty solid state and work with that.
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Old 08-15-2016, 10:04 AM   #10970 (permalink)
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i mostly use my imagination because idk if this is just me but i can rarely get a good orgasm if i jerk off to porn. i don't know why. sometimes i do but its rare. like i do orgasm but its never that great.
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