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Old 08-12-2009, 06:34 AM   #1371 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2009, 10:18 AM   #1372 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2009, 01:00 PM   #1373 (permalink)
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Like I was saying in "How Your Day Was" I just got to the Phillipines last night where I proceded to get completly hammered on Red Horse beer and have permiscuious sex with a Phillipina hooker. Turns out she was kinda freaky. We got to the room while tagging from behind I noticed she was watching us in the mirror that covered the whole wall. I inquired about this mid-coitious to which she replied I want to watch us @#$% standing up. Well after that and the typical asian hooker dirty talk, that did it for me. One of my best experiences to date. I think the reason Im sharing this with everyone is to see if anybody belives me.
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Old 08-12-2009, 01:04 PM   #1374 (permalink)
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yeah, sure we do, enjoy HIV.
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Old 08-12-2009, 02:30 PM   #1375 (permalink)
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Like I was saying in "How Your Day Was" I just got to the Phillipines last night where I proceded to get completly hammered on Red Horse beer and have permiscuious sex with a Phillipina hooker. Turns out she was kinda freaky. We got to the room while tagging from behind I noticed she was watching us in the mirror that covered the whole wall. I inquired about this mid-coitious to which she replied I want to watch us @#$% standing up. Well after that and the typical asian hooker dirty talk, that did it for me. One of my best experiences to date. I think the reason Im sharing this with everyone is to see if anybody belives me.
All you're asking us to believe is that you have/had:

a. A penis

b. $10 in the Phillipines.

It's not that far fetched. Can't say I don't have a story very similar myself.
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Old 08-12-2009, 04:43 PM   #1376 (permalink)
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i dont have a penis or $10 and i'm not in the phillipines. awww no good sex for me
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Old 08-12-2009, 06:03 PM   #1377 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2009, 06:05 PM   #1378 (permalink)
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