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Old 09-19-2009, 04:05 PM   #1591 (permalink)
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This guy who I thought would NEVER. EVER. have sex... did, the world stopped making sense






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Thought he was was gonna be the 40-year-old virgin?
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Old 09-19-2009, 04:17 PM   #1592 (permalink)
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This guy who I thought would NEVER. EVER. have sex... did, the world stopped making sense






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You act as though undesirable qualities are restricted to the male gender.
I'm interested as to what made you think he'd never get laid.
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Old 09-19-2009, 06:11 PM   #1593 (permalink)
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Haha! I'm a sucker for puns.
I'm glad someone got it
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Old 09-19-2009, 07:16 PM   #1594 (permalink)
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Thought he was was gonna be the 40-year-old virgin?
Lol, I was actually going to include that in my story :P But I thought it to be too cliche
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Old 09-19-2009, 07:17 PM   #1595 (permalink)
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You act as though undesirable qualities are restricted to the male gender.
I'm interested as to what made you think he'd never get laid.
A picture tells a thousand tales, but unfortunately I can't show you guys... meh...
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Old 09-20-2009, 09:46 AM   #1596 (permalink)
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A picture tells a thousand tales, but unfortunately I can't show you guys... meh...


You got me all curious.
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Old 09-20-2009, 10:58 AM   #1597 (permalink)
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So it's what he looks like that made you think he'd never have sex?
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Old 09-20-2009, 11:56 AM   #1598 (permalink)
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You got me all curious.
Dude... you'd die... =|


And to AwwSugar, well it's not only what he looked like... but if I were to describe other aspects of his persona giving only truths, I'd most likely come off as a "jerk." It's not only his looks, however. But I mean, when you take his looks, in conjunction with the unpleasantness that he feeds your olfactory sense, combined with a failure to stimulate you mentally as well... I just... don't see the perks =/ ...fuck, now I sound like a major dick. The sex wasn't even alcohol induced either... =|
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Old 09-20-2009, 11:59 AM   #1599 (permalink)
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You confuse me. xD
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He smells badly and isn't all that smart as well
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