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Old 12-13-2009, 02:11 PM   #1841 (permalink)
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I picked bugs up when I was 8. =P
And chased my sister around with them.
And played Ninja Turtles.
that's hot.
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Old 12-13-2009, 02:41 PM   #1842 (permalink)
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I can remember asking my lunch table what masturbation was in 6th grade(like age 10-11) and got endless shit for it for a few months.
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Old 12-13-2009, 03:02 PM   #1843 (permalink)
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I can remember watching south park when I was reeeeallly young, and stan "spoke" to a clitoris or something. So yeah I asked my mum what a clitoris was, and she told me to ask my dad, so I did. He almost fainted. So yeah Btown, I forgot all about that until then, thanks mate, thanks alot.

Edit: Maybe this is why I subconciously hate South Park?
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 12-13-2009, 03:15 PM   #1844 (permalink)
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I can remember watching south park when I was reeeeallly young, and stan "spoke" to a clitoris or something. So yeah I asked my mum what a clitoris was, and she told me to ask my dad, so I did. He almost fainted. So yeah Btown, I forgot all about that until then, thanks mate, thanks alot.

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lol yeah ... that was in the movie, 1999.

That is when I asked my older brother what is a clitoris, and he replied with a rude "I don't know!" tho he was laughing a second ago. That was what he'd always do when it was one of those "sex" questions that I didn't know anything about. It was quite an explicit code.
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Old 12-13-2009, 03:29 PM   #1845 (permalink)
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Hahaha, I was 7/8 then I probably asked because my family would be laughing away at it. My mum burst into a fit of giggles when I asked her
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Old 12-13-2009, 03:35 PM   #1846 (permalink)
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It's okay, a lot of men don't know what a clitoris is let alone know what to do with it!
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Old 12-13-2009, 03:42 PM   #1847 (permalink)
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I remember then watching a Seinfeld episode when Kramer takes Elaine's Christmas card picture with her nipple out. I also asked my brother then, what's a 'nipple' (I didn't understand that much English), and he answered with the same old rude "I don't know!" ... bu tI got the answer seconds later, when Kramer and Jerry show off their nipples ... ah so many memories...
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Old 12-13-2009, 04:50 PM   #1848 (permalink)
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I can remember asking my lunch table what masturbation was in 6th grade(like age 10-11) and got endless shit for it for a few months.
That's not too bad...
I remember being a kid and asking older kids why when I peed, my balls didn't get smaller.
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Old 12-13-2009, 04:51 PM   #1849 (permalink)
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That's not too bad...
I remember being a kid and asking older kids why when I peed, my balls didn't get smaller.
OH my...that's great.
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Old 12-13-2009, 04:55 PM   #1850 (permalink)
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OH my...that's great.
Can you believe that I actually thought you had sex with girls by giving them jewelry? lol.. I used to think that when I was a kid. Oddly, it's not really all that far from the truth in a way. lol
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