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Old 12-13-2009, 04:59 PM   #1851 (permalink)
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Can you believe that I actually thought you had sex with girls by giving them jewelry? lol.. I used to think that when I was a kid. Oddly, it's not really all that far from the truth in a way. lol
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Old 12-13-2009, 05:00 PM   #1852 (permalink)
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Suppose it's not really far from the truth is it? lol

I used to think that people had kids just by getting married. I always wanted a little sister, and I remember telling my parents "Just get married again so I can get a little sis!"
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Old 12-13-2009, 05:02 PM   #1853 (permalink)
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Suppose it's not really far from the truth is it? lol

I used to think that people had kids just by getting married. I always wanted a little sister, and I remember telling my parents "Just get married again so I can get a little sis!"
lol... thank god that's not a reality.
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Old 12-13-2009, 05:03 PM   #1854 (permalink)
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You're telling me...
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Old 12-13-2009, 05:04 PM   #1855 (permalink)
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Suppose it's not really far from the truth is it? lol

I used to think that people had kids just by getting married. I always wanted a little sister, and I remember telling my parents "Just get married again so I can get a little sis!"
I remember my mum asking me if I would like a younger sister... and I'll get all perplexed cause they did tell me that it's God that decides for us (ah my catholic upbringing) ... so I would tell her "but can you decide?" and she would answer "oh, I'll figure a way" ... Now thinking of it, they really did a messy job raising me.
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Old 12-13-2009, 05:08 PM   #1856 (permalink)
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I told my younger sister that we bought her at Wal-Mart.
I also told her we still had the recite so she'd better do as I say.
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Old 12-13-2009, 05:29 PM   #1857 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2009, 05:32 PM   #1858 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2009, 08:33 PM   #1859 (permalink)
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I was raised by religious parents as well, though I was around 8 or 9 when I first experienced an orgasm. Now I feel kind weird.

Sorry to bump this, but I hadn't read it in a while and just caught up. Anyhow, my reason for showing up here was to ask if y'all listen to music when your knocking the boots, and if so, what kind? Can you recommend anything?

Sorry for bringing music into this obviously not music related thread.
Don't be sorry, I love this thread! Now that I'm single I need a place to vent my sexual frustrations!

If I've ever had music on it's just the radio to block out certain er...noises haha!

Wow you had an orgasm at 8? Was it to the same degree you have them now?

I was getting really horny by 12-13. But first orgasm was when I was about 15-16.
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Old 12-14-2009, 05:54 AM   #1860 (permalink)
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8 yr olds orgasaming. If this thread wasn't being monitored by the FBI before...

Usually no music, but if it's on I wont turn it off. I would suggest having a pre-screened lovin' mix if you do it. Sometimes you put on a cd that you think will work and forget that there's one or two really distracting songs on it.
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