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Old 03-13-2010, 02:55 AM   #2371 (permalink)
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so i've been squeezing my legs together for half hour now


all i feel is nauseas, and I don't think I can have kids now, either
Work your kegels girl, work em. It's more in the thighs

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so i've been squeezing my legs together for half hour now


all i feel is nauseas, and I don't think I can have kids now, either
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Old 03-13-2010, 03:02 AM   #2373 (permalink)
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I thought fanny was your bum.
I agree, SATCHMO: here in the U.S., "fanny" would just be used to refer to someone's bottom (the part you sit on), in my experience. I think people who want to be crude while talking about desiring sex with someone would say, "I want to get some tail." And tail would only refer to a woman's private parts.

Right-Track, do people say "tail" for "fanny" in England? Or would saying "tail" just sound like you're discussing a vicious, dog-like, fanged vagina with a treacherous disposition?
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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Not at the moment, Paloma!

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ahahaha, I didn't realise we posted at the same time, so that totally came out of contest

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I agree, SATCHMO: here in the U.S., "fanny" would just be used to refer to someone's bottom (the part you sit on), in my experience. I think people who want to be crude while talking about desiring sex with someone would say, "I want to get some tail."

Right-Track, do people say "tail" for "fanny" in England? Or would saying "tail" just sound like you're discussing a dog-like vicious vagina with a bad disposition?
And you're a vegan?

Tail isn't on the Anglo/Vagina euphemism menu.
However, "wizards sleeve" is. Probably my favourite.

e.g; "VEGANGELICA has a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"
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Jesus, will somebody ****ing touch themselves already!?!?
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And you're a vegan?

Tail isn't on the Anglo/Vagina euphemism menu.
However, "wizards sleeve" is. Probably my favourite.

e.g; "VEGANGELICA has a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"
Wizard's sleeve!

About tail: technically, we *do* have one (the coccyx or tailbone). Well, *I* have one tail. You probably look like you have TWO...though perhaps we should call your second one a "wizard's wand?"

Here's my tail:

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Here's my tail:
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