The Sexual Experience Thread

Mojo · 04-28-2010, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by storymilo

One of them was shitting but she said I could fuck her anyways lol.

You gotta tell them they are beautiful a lot or they won't do it.

Good God story, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

storymilo · 04-28-2010, 04:03 PM

Astronomer · 04-29-2010, 12:59 AM

I love how this entire thread is probably completely fictional.

Seltzer · 04-29-2010, 01:10 AM

Not the positive stuff about prog fans!

Astronomer · 04-29-2010, 06:41 PM

^ Haha true.

I haven't had any action in a long time. That's non-fictional.

04-29-2010, 06:44 PM

I wanna bang the straight bartender at the g-ay bar

crash_override · 04-29-2010, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paloma

I wanna bang the straight bartender at the g-ay bar

Do it. In the butt.

Mojo · 04-29-2010, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lateralus

^ Haha true.

I haven't had any action in a long time. That's non-fictional.

I'll bet you a tenner that this post gets a few remarks from our male population here. We may even have the makings of the formation of a queue...

04-29-2010, 11:00 PM

Hey man, not me... I'm not an asshole.

ElephantSack · 05-01-2010, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lateralus

^ Haha true.

I haven't had any action in a long time. That's non-fictional.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojopinuk

I'll bet you a tenner that this post gets a few remarks from our male population here. We may even have the makings of the formation of a queue...

I guess every dude is supposed to come in and go, "Well, that's cuz I'm not there!" BAAAHHGAABAAAAAHHHHH.....

Where's milo and rickenbacker when you need 'em?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paloma

I wanna bang the straight bartender at the g-ay bar

girl or guy?

04-29-2010, 12:59 AM	#2613 (permalink)
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04-29-2010, 01:10 AM	#2614 (permalink)
Seltzer Fish in the percolator! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hobbit Land NZ Posts: 2,914	Not the positive stuff about prog fans! __________________ In the Court of King Crimson \| Last.fm \| RYM

04-29-2010, 06:41 PM	#2615 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	^ Haha true. I haven't had any action in a long time. That's non-fictional. __________________

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storymilo Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,845

04-29-2010, 06:44 PM	#2616 (permalink)
Sansa Stark Guest Posts: n/a	I wanna bang the straight bartender at the g-ay bar

04-29-2010, 11:00 PM	#2619 (permalink)
Farfisa Guest Posts: n/a	Hey man, not me... I'm not an asshole.