Make A Religion

Kamikazi Kat · 05-03-2009, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by gunnels

*toltalitarianism?

Fine then.

*TOTALITARIANISM
(Its the religion)
Things that you shall do or else risk facing accidental murder

Mandatory Suggestion 1

If I die, you must also die by way of suicide or assisted death. This is your moment of freedom, respected mandatory follower, as you will be able to choose how to kill yourself.

Mandatory Suggestion 2
All newborn babies must be the result of my own sperm. If I cannot produce enough sperm, then it is your own fault and you must kill yourself. You will not choose how to kill yourself in this situation, you will die by way of the standard suicide device, which will be working yourself to death. Better luck next time.

Mandatory Suggestion 3

No thinking, don't even think about it.

sleepy jack · 05-03-2009, 09:03 PM

It's spelled totalitarianism.

Mirrorball95 · 05-04-2009, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by gunnels

wut

Ive already answered this question to another poster (if you actually read)
& you are straying from the original subject of what I replied to you about.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 05-04-2009, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by darkcornerinthecloset

the rest of you guys are just sarcastic polytheistic bitches who think it would be funny to make the world worship you. damn thats depressing

Still , at least I don't inflict really bad poetry onto the world. That's a much worse crime.

Mirrorball95 · 05-04-2009, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by darkcornerinthecloset

this thread makes me cringe. if you want to make fun of orginized religion and say the bible is a lie than say it dont mock it. mirrorball and the kamikaze dude are apparently the only serious ones in a serious problem with the world. the rest of you guys are just sarcastic polytheistic bitches who think it would be funny to make the world worship you. damn thats depressing

I forgot to say that this part of your post is unnecessary and you shouldnt be trying to distance yourself from the posters bar me and some other guy; we could quite as easily just have a laugh about it as they could just I feel its inapporpraite on a public forum. So it doesnt make us any better than anyone else.
Plus dont try to distance yourself from the people on here, if you can just take it on the chin youll get on a lot better on here.

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Still , at least I don't inflict really bad poetry onto the world. That's a much worse crime.

So regarding Urban's post I cant back you up Im afraid as you only brought it on yourself with the 'sarcastic bitches' comment.
Fair enough you have your beliefs etc etc, I can respect it & Im sure the other posters on here can as well. Just chill out man.

Guybrush · 05-04-2009, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mirrorball95

I personally think this is unneccessary to mock religions especially on a music forum where religious people could be present and viewing these posts.
Perhaps the mods should think this over.

I wonder what established religions are being made fun of .. My post here was criticism of scientology which I think every scientologist should read, but I can't remember coming across anything else. It doesn't mean there isn't some (I'm too lazy to look atm), but feel free to regard this as an invitation to point the mockery out to me.

ElephantSack · 05-04-2009, 07:32 PM

My religion stresses acceptance and tolerance. Love, respect, humility and honor are cornerstones. Nothing is demanded. Membership is instant. Hierarchy is non-existent. Worship is expressed simply through living and allowing others to live. There is no idol, no symbol, no church except for the Earth. Respect and care for the Earth is paramount as it is our home and gift. Mindfulness and humbleness are touted, while antitheses such as ambition and friendly competition are supported as well. Evolution is an accepted practice, as progress is not only necessary but inevitable. Murder, greed, dominance, eminent domain, manifest destiny, prejudice, submission, hate, genocide and other ills of the modern man are recognized as unnecessary follies and dealt with as such. Over time these follies will lose their foothold in the collective consciousness of mankind - they are destroyed but never forgotten, to ensure that those pasts never repeat, as learning from the past is the only means to ensure a lasting future.

I call it common sense.

half_baked87 · 05-04-2009, 07:39 PM

so uhhh.. this has probably been said a few thousand times in this thread... but i refuse to notice or care ... i think any and all religions are a plague. no matter how you organize or practice your religion, there will always be dissenters and always be fundamentalists who won't agree and decide to butt **** each other out of existence. hate, prejudice and "other ills" are programmed into us for survival and it's not going to change any time soon.

sleepy jack · 05-04-2009, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Mirrorball95

I personally think this is unneccessary to mock religions especially on a music forum where religious people could be present and viewing these posts.
Perhaps the mods should think this over.

The only good thing about Muhammad, Moses, and Jesus were their beards.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 05-04-2009, 08:27 PM

I was arguing with someone about Prop 8...
I say, "What if Jesus was ***?"
They say, "No fair! Everyone wore sandals back then!"

My therapist made me do this a while ago. I made my own 10 commandments and everything....Its funny, I'll find it and post it.

05-04-2009, 07:32 PM	#47 (permalink)
ElephantSack Man vs. Wild Turkey Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: ATX Posts: 948	My religion stresses acceptance and tolerance. Love, respect, humility and honor are cornerstones. Nothing is demanded. Membership is instant. Hierarchy is non-existent. Worship is expressed simply through living and allowing others to live. There is no idol, no symbol, no church except for the Earth. Respect and care for the Earth is paramount as it is our home and gift. Mindfulness and humbleness are touted, while antitheses such as ambition and friendly competition are supported as well. Evolution is an accepted practice, as progress is not only necessary but inevitable. Murder, greed, dominance, eminent domain, manifest destiny, prejudice, submission, hate, genocide and other ills of the modern man are recognized as unnecessary follies and dealt with as such. Over time these follies will lose their foothold in the collective consciousness of mankind - they are destroyed but never forgotten, to ensure that those pasts never repeat, as learning from the past is the only means to ensure a lasting future. I call it common sense.

05-04-2009, 07:39 PM	#48 (permalink)
half_baked87 sammichestime Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 380	so uhhh.. this has probably been said a few thousand times in this thread... but i refuse to notice or care ... i think any and all religions are a plague. no matter how you organize or practice your religion, there will always be dissenters and always be fundamentalists who won't agree and decide to butt **** each other out of existence. hate, prejudice and "other ills" are programmed into us for survival and it's not going to change any time soon.

05-04-2009, 08:27 PM	#50 (permalink)
~~TumorAttitude~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Purgatory Posts: 749	I was arguing with someone about Prop 8... I say, "What if Jesus was ***?" They say, "No fair! Everyone wore sandals back then!" My therapist made me do this a while ago. I made my own 10 commandments and everything....Its funny, I'll find it and post it.