Make A Religion

pahuuuta · 04-29-2009, 08:37 AM

If you could make your own religion what would it be called, based on and what would be some simple guidelines for it, who would be the "god" and so forth

**Janszoon** · 04-29-2009, 09:58 AM

It would be called Janszoonism and would basically just involve people giving me money.

Freebase Dali · 04-29-2009, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

It would be called Janszoonism and would basically just involve people giving me money.

Hey wait a minute... that already exists under the name Christianity.

**Janszoon** · 04-29-2009, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Hey wait a minute... that already exists under the name Christianity.

Why have I not received any money from it then?

Freebase Dali · 04-29-2009, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Why have I not received any money from it then?

Jesus has expensive tastes.

**Janszoon** · 04-29-2009, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Jesus has expensive tastes.

That prick.

Freebase Dali · 04-29-2009, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

That prick.

Yea. Apparently he only likes to live in million dollar evangelists houses and drive their Maserati's.

**Janszoon** · 04-29-2009, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Yea. Apparently he only likes to live in million dollar evangelists houses and drive their Maserati's.

Well at least we know he's not blowing it on booze since he can make his own wine.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-29-2009, 11:12 AM

Speaking from experience having millions of people kissing your ass is really annoying after a while.

Freebase Dali · 04-29-2009, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Well at least we know he's not blowing it on booze since he can make his own wine.

Jesus

He's a distillery.

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