Nah, it's "Chris, stop!"

Krysfortheloveofeverlastinggodstoppers has a nice ring to it.

Kyrysztchtoughphf.

I do the neck shave as well.

Willy Wanka's most abominable creation

https://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/boat_wonka.gif

I've been keeping mine really really short lately because I've been getting better response from the opposite sex but when I am fully bearded I like to condition every other day and lightly oil every day. I have very coarse beard hair though so I have to oil it more often or else it gets deadly.

Every time I feel depressed I get too lazy to shave and go around looking like a lumberjack until I feel better. Then I go back to my creepy goatee.

I've been trying to for awhile now. Not much is happening though. Tips?

Have you tried radioactive gene mutation?

Or try waiting until you've reached the end of puberty.

Cheers mate.

Pleased to hear several of our lads are on the beard oil. It's really good.

How old are you (I assume late twenties at least given you've been on here ten years)? What is the growth like?

Edit: it's a name change sorry dreadnaught.