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Old 05-24-2009, 08:47 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Haha too bad she didn't get lockjaw.
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Old 05-24-2009, 10:13 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I wonder if the mouth can get crabs after six dozen hot dogs.
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Old 05-24-2009, 10:16 PM   #23 (permalink)
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she sucks at being a pornstar. Fire her.
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Old 05-27-2009, 03:03 PM   #24 (permalink)
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.....what happened to good ol popsicles?

or in her case, creamsicles............HA!
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Old 05-27-2009, 04:51 PM   #25 (permalink)
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she sucks at being a pornstar. Fire her.
I dunno, 75 BJs in a day is still pretty damn impressive.
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Old 05-27-2009, 10:02 PM   #26 (permalink)
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She should get her ass to my house and practice on me, I'm all about helping others
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Old 05-27-2009, 10:07 PM   #27 (permalink)
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that. is. awesome.
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Old 05-29-2009, 11:10 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I mean I have to agree with boo boo on this one. 75 in a day, whether it breaks the world record or not, is pretty impressive. I don't know too many girls who could do that. You'd have to be amazing at blowjobs to fit all that in too - I'm pretty sure 200 in a day is like less than 10 minutes a guy. Props for giving it her all too she worked till she couldn't go on :P
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Old 05-30-2009, 11:08 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I'm curious if the record requires you swallow. If you're not required to do that then it could be quite feasible. However that much semen in your stomach would make you sick, I'm surprised she made it up to 75. I remember reading a story of an American woman who also tried to break the record but had to go get her stomach pumped after 20 guys or so.
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