What Mischief Do You Get Up To At Work?

Stone Birds · 05-26-2009, 05:39 PM

I move around the sound equipment.
Mess with the EQ before we practice.
ate 30 year old ice cream (not even a stomach ache).
Annoyed Dan a lot.
Write weird messages on the marker boards.
I'll come up with some more...

When my friend david had to babysit one of those shcool-fake babies for Missy, he stuck it in the chest where we put the pillows (it took her half-an-hour to find it, it didn't even cry)

puckbunnie · 05-28-2009, 05:27 AM

i got a boring job i guess.. sit at a desk and mess around with networks and ip's and code all day.

oh and mostly surf the internetz.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 05-28-2009, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by puckbunnie

oh and mostly surf the internetz.

I get on Musicbanter and facebook constantly. But all I really do is sit at home and answer emails and make phone calls.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 05-28-2009, 12:22 PM

I've been known to occasionally kick metal stools around when I get in a bad mood.

A guy I work with went one further, fed up of having to listen to this really annoying mouthy cunt we work with talk shit constantly all day, he picked one up & launched it at this guy's head. Sadly he wasn't badly injured.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 05-28-2009, 12:24 PM

Do you work in a southern bar or something?

Urban Hat€monger ? · 05-28-2009, 12:25 PM

No , it's a sort of office / dispatch area.

Freebase Dali · 05-28-2009, 01:36 PM

They dispatch metal stools into douchebag heads.
I want to apply.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 05-28-2009, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

They dispatch metal stools into douchebag heads.
I want to apply.

Seconded. I'm counting on you getting me this job, Urban.

Freebase Dali · 05-28-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonace

Seconded. I'm counting on you getting me this job, Urban.

You could start your own franchise.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 05-28-2009, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

You could start your own franchise.

Now theres an idea! America certainly has no shortage of metal stools or douchebag heads.

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Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I've been known to occasionally kick metal stools around when I get in a bad mood. A guy I work with went one further, fed up of having to listen to this really annoying mouthy cunt we work with talk shit constantly all day, he picked one up & launched it at this guy's head. Sadly he wasn't badly injured. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

05-28-2009, 12:25 PM	#16 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	No , it's a sort of office / dispatch area. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

05-28-2009, 01:36 PM	#17 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	They dispatch metal stools into douchebag heads. I want to apply. __________________

05-28-2009, 05:27 AM	#12 (permalink)
puckbunnie Groupie Join Date: May 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 11	i got a boring job i guess.. sit at a desk and mess around with networks and ip's and code all day. oh and mostly surf the internetz.

05-28-2009, 12:24 PM	#15 (permalink)
~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	Do you work in a southern bar or something?