Catchphrases/Sayings you've used in real life
 

yeah, what are like some tv and movie catchphrases or sayings that you have said in a real life situation?

I've been known to D'oh on several occasions

Chiiiil Winston :D (from Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels)

Wowzers (from Inspector Gadget)

Woah (Joey from Blossom)

Hmm...
I do add "Mc" and "erson" to everything.

Stabby McStabberson, What the fuck McFuckerson, hey woman wash my pantsMcPantersons, and goat milk.

Sorry and Sh*t

I used to do the whole "I'll give you a..." thing quite a bit. I still do it every once in a while for old time's sake.

I like to say "that's silly" a lot. It feels good for some reason. "oh my word" is kinda' my secret code for when I think someone is being a little too crazy or taking things too seiously. I love to say "poo" and "make a tinkle" and the bathroom is the "tinkle closet".

I've actually (sadly) blurted out LULZ at times.

My little sisters do that.
Except they'll be in the middle of a laugh and spell out L O L.
I'm glad I made it out of that trap.

I almost exclusively say "Jebus" now, in fact I ordered a custom bumper sticker that says "Me For Jebus 2010". Also I occasionally refer to a vagina as a vagoo (rhymes with ragoo) because it sounds less medical and more ahem... appetizing?

I say dagger all the time. But that's more a sports catchphrase.

I find myself saying "what am i? a ****ing orphan over here?" quite frequently. Most often when people have something and don't offer to share.

I frequent the phrase 'Oh my damn'. Funnily enough, it's from Big Momma's House or one of those movies with an overweight black woman who's really a man. Also, I like to sing 'Goodbye my lovvvvve!' at the top of my lungs when I'm saying by to my boyfriend or friends in public. 10 points to whoever can tell me what movie that's from.

Dumb and Dumber?

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Yay!

Sometimes I speak the way stereotype African American's do on TV just to keep it real.

Ooo recently I've been calling people by the first letter of their first name like they do on Gossip Girl. For example, my friend Derek I call "D". It's great. Makes me feel part of something.

Nothing says keeping it real like a New Zealander faking the TV version of African-American speech patterns.

:laughing:

The joke is most Americans don't even not what/where New Zealand is!

Sure they do, it's in Middle Earth! :D

I say "what the shit" a lot, "shit ass," and "mothershit."

I often quote the robot from lost in space by saying "danger danger" or "wrong" or "does not compute" (using my robot voice because I'm :crazy:)

These ones come to mind but it really depends on the situation... it's more of a random thing.


Choo talkin 'bout Willis?

Jesus Christ (Mr Slave from South Park - complete with hand gestures)

Smeg off! Smeg! Smegging (Red Dwarf)

Hello Clarice (to people who aren't named Clarice)

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree (and various other Laheyisms from Trailer Park Boys)

Oh novus!

Team retard

Show us your crack! :laughing: :rofl:

I say blow it out of your ear which is a play off of what my roommate always says....blow it out of your ass

I used to say chimp rocker quite often like as soon as I beat someone that was a pain in my butt "take that ya chimp rocker"

my favorite saying is "that's why you'll always be a padawan learner"

oh I've also been known to call somebody a fish whore on occasion, because they have sex with fish.... for money.

I have many odd colloquiallism's.

Look at the toop on that= That person has an extremely bad haircut/style
It's donkey full= very full/big
Give us a chuddy=could I have a chewing gum please?
If your brain was made of chocolate, you wouldn't have enough to fill a smartie.
I also call people things like- bladdercheese, plute piece, egglap.

I get it from my mother. She called the stairs-dancers. A washing machine was an automatic broozeen brocket and she called me brassneck for no reason whatsoever. no wonder I'm scarred!

I do these. Also I say Smeeee heeeeee a lot.

I also sometimes do Worf's "Indeed".

I say fasha (father) all the time since like 2002 when Austin Powers Goldmember came out.

I have to say that one sounds more like you're asking for a handjob than a piece of gum.

No that's just called a wank :D

I've been saying "Here's mud in your eye" a lot lately when preparing to drink.

when i find common ground with someone i always say 'i'ma lebowski, youra lebowski'
i've also taken to sayin 'yourea cantaloupe' al la chris walken and dennis hopper in true romance
i like to say 'i've made up my mind and counted to three' from o brother
sometimes i slam my fist down on the table and scream 'beam me up scotty' like james trafficant used to do in the middle of the night while he'd ramble for the cameras on CSPAN2

things i also say:
roger that
right on
i'm just sayin
how do you feel about that

Some of mine are:

"Seriously though?"
"At least my momma thinks I'm smart."
"I'm just sayin'" (to which my friend Liz usually says "No, you're human." DBZ fans should get that).

lol i have been saying BAM lol i love Emeril

If someone came at me like that when I was working we'd be insta-friends for life.

You've obviously not taken your friends to "Chik-Fil-A". That's how you're supposed to order there.

Lucky

:laughing:

I always say "that's what she said."



Nah I kid but can you imagine?

^ I think you really do say that. It's okay. This is the internet. We won't care.

I say "amazing" alot.
I mean alot alot.
I've caught myself saying "alirghty" in the past week too.
But I stopped that quickly.