Tonight I find myself,.....

savannah · 08-31-2009, 05:24 PM

like a half pound of bacon,.....kinda floppy bacon

i just had to explain to krista why the honkin she just heard wasnt silly, and that she should also listen for the cows, and barkin cow dog,....its just some old man tryin to call his cows up so he can feed them
they arent smart animals, they only have a 30 day memory and you have to honk at them

Barnard17 · 08-31-2009, 06:23 PM

What on earth sort of breed is a cow dog?

It is the same theory as tapping the edge of the pond before you feed the fish? They have a bad memory but if you do something enough times it's built into their schematic memory so, like Pavlov's Dogs, when they sense the tap they know it's time to surface for some munch.

I find myself going through my picture folders to see if I can spot any pictures to upload to my deviantArt account. Barnard-Photography on deviantART checky. Anybody on MB with a dA feel free to watch/note me.

NSW · 09-03-2009, 06:45 PM

Tonight I find myself making homemade vegetable-beef soup, coming back to post on MB with high expectations, listening to all the albums that I haven't got around to yet, and contemplating a name change.

jackhammer · 09-03-2009, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by nonsubmissivewife

Tonight I find myself making homemade vegetable-beef soup, coming back to post on MB with high expectations, listening to all the albums that I haven't got around to yet, and contemplating a name change.

Pass the soup on! homemade soup is the absolute shit and my favourite hangover cure!

NSW · 09-03-2009, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

Pass the soup on! homemade soup is the absolute shit and my favourite hangover cure!

I'm eating some now...it's pretty damn good if I do say so myself...

Here ya go:

LoathsomePete · 09-03-2009, 09:58 PM

Tonight I find myself celebrating my 4 day weekend by drinking cheap Mexican beer and watching episodes of NCIS woooooooooo

Freebase Dali · 09-03-2009, 10:09 PM

I can't stand that goth chick on NCIS. Particularly, the ridiculous bangs. The whole Betty Page thing is played out and annoys me intensely.

So yea, I can't watch that.

music_phantom13 · 09-03-2009, 10:29 PM

Hmm... I find myself up in the middle of the night again (well, not quite the middle yet but it will be before too long) listening to albums and posting on musicbanter. Shocking.

savannah · 11-24-2009, 08:56 PM

my mother's house is spooky as hell,.....when i lived there by myself, while she was in az, i would sleep with all the lights on, or make someone come stay with me,.....its completely dark, really remote, and my imagineation often gets the better of me,......shhhh dont tell anyone, but sometimes i'm kinda a fraidy cat

anyway,....tonight i find myself at my friend rianna's house,...she heard i was in town and came lookin for me at mom's

30 mins before she pulled up i started hearing crazy noises and freaked myself out, so i turned on all the lights, locked the doors, and sat in the living room with a glock in my lap smokeing ciggerets tryin to tell myself that i'm makein it all up in my head and that there is no reason for me to be scared as i lived in that house for over 10 years and am still alive

did i mention i've always thought the house was haunted, i used to hear stage coaches go through my back yard

anyway,...so when i saw her headlights comming up the drive (there is no reason for anyone to be comming up the drive) i started freakin out more as i didnt recognize the truck,.....and i just real about a serial rapeist who's loose in the area,......thankfully as soon as she got out she started yellin "savannah dont shoot me i know youre thinkin about it"

ok ok ok,...so this one time, in high school, i shot at my friend LJ when he came in my house at three in the morning unannounced,...my friends know it is a possiblity i may shoot them someday,.....

again, i digress

so i'm sittin on her couch now, as she talked me into stayin the night with her, and i'm tryin to figure out an excuss to go back to my scary house, where there is prolly someone hideing under my bed ready to kill me

she's an idiot,.....she cant see past her own nose,....she dont know nuthing about nuthin,.....and its drivin me crazy,.....she's wantin to invite all these people over here, one of which is my ex fiance who's house i infested with racoons,....

i feel like a cat in a cage, i dont know how to politely say i'd rather be killed in myself than sittin here and smileing

Freebase Dali · 11-24-2009, 09:03 PM

Racoons... lmao.
How does that even happen?

You should go on over there and bring the gun.

08-31-2009, 05:24 PM	#271 (permalink)
savannah afrocentric Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: texas Posts: 753	like a half pound of bacon,.....kinda floppy bacon i just had to explain to krista why the honkin she just heard wasnt silly, and that she should also listen for the cows, and barkin cow dog,....its just some old man tryin to call his cows up so he can feed them they arent smart animals, they only have a 30 day memory and you have to honk at them __________________ i changed my mind; i changed my mind;now i'm feeling different all that time, wasted i wish i was a little more delicate i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my name was clementine - sarah jaffe

08-31-2009, 06:23 PM	#272 (permalink)
Barnard17 My home? Discabled, Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 204	What on earth sort of breed is a cow dog? It is the same theory as tapping the edge of the pond before you feed the fish? They have a bad memory but if you do something enough times it's built into their schematic memory so, like Pavlov's Dogs, when they sense the tap they know it's time to surface for some munch. I find myself going through my picture folders to see if I can spot any pictures to upload to my deviantArt account. Barnard-Photography on deviantART checky. Anybody on MB with a dA feel free to watch/note me. __________________ Vita brevis, Occasio praeceps

09-03-2009, 06:45 PM	#273 (permalink)
NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	Tonight I find myself making homemade vegetable-beef soup, coming back to post on MB with high expectations, listening to all the albums that I haven't got around to yet, and contemplating a name change. __________________ Hi.

09-03-2009, 09:58 PM	#276 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	Tonight I find myself celebrating my 4 day weekend by drinking cheap Mexican beer and watching episodes of NCIS woooooooooo __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

09-03-2009, 10:09 PM	#277 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	I can't stand that goth chick on NCIS. Particularly, the ridiculous bangs. The whole Betty Page thing is played out and annoys me intensely. So yea, I can't watch that. __________________

09-03-2009, 10:29 PM	#278 (permalink)
music_phantom13 Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 942	Hmm... I find myself up in the middle of the night again (well, not quite the middle yet but it will be before too long) listening to albums and posting on musicbanter. Shocking.

11-24-2009, 08:56 PM	#279 (permalink)
savannah afrocentric Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: texas Posts: 753	my mother's house is spooky as hell,.....when i lived there by myself, while she was in az, i would sleep with all the lights on, or make someone come stay with me,.....its completely dark, really remote, and my imagineation often gets the better of me,......shhhh dont tell anyone, but sometimes i'm kinda a fraidy cat anyway,....tonight i find myself at my friend rianna's house,...she heard i was in town and came lookin for me at mom's 30 mins before she pulled up i started hearing crazy noises and freaked myself out, so i turned on all the lights, locked the doors, and sat in the living room with a glock in my lap smokeing ciggerets tryin to tell myself that i'm makein it all up in my head and that there is no reason for me to be scared as i lived in that house for over 10 years and am still alive did i mention i've always thought the house was haunted, i used to hear stage coaches go through my back yard anyway,...so when i saw her headlights comming up the drive (there is no reason for anyone to be comming up the drive) i started freakin out more as i didnt recognize the truck,.....and i just real about a serial rapeist who's loose in the area,......thankfully as soon as she got out she started yellin "savannah dont shoot me i know youre thinkin about it" ok ok ok,...so this one time, in high school, i shot at my friend LJ when he came in my house at three in the morning unannounced,...my friends know it is a possiblity i may shoot them someday,..... again, i digress so i'm sittin on her couch now, as she talked me into stayin the night with her, and i'm tryin to figure out an excuss to go back to my scary house, where there is prolly someone hideing under my bed ready to kill me she's an idiot,.....she cant see past her own nose,....she dont know nuthing about nuthin,.....and its drivin me crazy,.....she's wantin to invite all these people over here, one of which is my ex fiance who's house i infested with racoons,.... i feel like a cat in a cage, i dont know how to politely say i'd rather be killed in myself than sittin here and smileing __________________ i changed my mind; i changed my mind;now i'm feeling different all that time, wasted i wish i was a little more delicate i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my name was clementine - sarah jaffe

11-24-2009, 09:03 PM	#280 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Racoons... lmao. How does that even happen? You should go on over there and bring the gun. __________________