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Mindfulness 12-02-2016 02:00 PM

Plankton 12-02-2016 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1777034)
Mom never loved you.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1777090)
Your mom loved me though. Squirted her love all over my face and Plankton licked it off.
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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1777097)
After he licked it off, I hear Plankton fed it back to Batlord like a mama bird.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1777125)
Luckily I had someone to wash it from my face.
It's like you all jerked off to the same porno at some point. lol It's a shame you'll probably never get to experience the real thing.

Key 12-02-2016 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1777148)
It's like you all jerked off to the same porno at some point. lol It's a shame you'll probably never get to experience the real thing.
I've had sex idiot.

Frownland 12-02-2016 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1777163)
I've had sex idiot.
You have a kid?

Key 12-02-2016 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1777167)
You have a kid?
No?

Frownland 12-02-2016 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1777171)
No?
Oh. That's what I thought you meant by "sex idiot".

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 12-02-2016 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1777148)
It's like you all jerked off to the same porno at some point. lol It's a shame you'll probably never get to experience the real thing.
We probably have to be honest. I'm offended that I get lumped into the same amount of sex category as Ki and Batlord though.

The Batlord 12-02-2016 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1777148)
It's like you all jerked off to the same porno at some point. lol It's a shame you'll probably never get to experience the real thing.
So you've licked the girl cum off another man's face before?

Plankton 12-02-2016 02:52 PM
No ****, but you shouldn't talk about your ex like that.

That's too ****ing bad.

Wrong porno, dork.

Respectively.

The Batlord 12-02-2016 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1777245)
No ****, but you shouldn't talk about your ex like that.

That's too ****ing bad.

Wrong porno, dork.

Respectively.
I didn't mention myself in that post so you just claimed that I'm your ex-GF.


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