Maybe he doesn't give a **** about his career and half asses his grading.

ya i was thinking either that or maybe he mixed up my grade with someone elses

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Is excessive listening to The Smiths a symptom of anxiety?

Yes and its bad for ur health.

what's ur health?

It's the health of the people in the Mesopotamian city. Don't you ever hear about it on the news?

How the **** did being stoned become slang?

"Bro you look like someone threw rocks at your face for an hour, you smoked some pot didn't you?"
"Ja dude I'm stoned as ****."
"But you're high, right?"
"Ja."
"You didn't have any rocks thrown at you?"
"Well ja there were some when I was on my way home from work but I look like this cause I'm high man."
"Oh right on. Stoned. Hm."
"Yup. Stoned."

*they look in each other's eyes for a second before intensely making out*

That's how I picture it at least.