oh jeez, you got me there.

it's so hard to tell, with all these social justice super-crazies on the web these days.

nice work, Batlord.

I am amused.

If there is one thing that I'm not it's a "social justice super-crazy." As far as I'm concerned social justice is when the government adds an extra zero to my tax return and never notices.

That's just something random I found, Batlord.

there should be sympathy cards for people with ugly babies, just because there’s no nice way of saying “your baby looks like a fucking sharpei”.

Personally I think all babies look like hairless, deformed monkeys. And the baby smell? It just kinda smells. Give me a puppy any day of the week.

You're just scared of changing sh*tty diapers.

No, I just hate babies. I don't know why abortions get such a bad rap.

Issuing a "hell yeah" to both of these statements.

I've never liked children.
I don't even think I liked myself when I was a child.

With a cat or dog or other creature you don't have to change diapers or give them 100% of your time all the time. Babies are just a huge pain in the ass.

Abortions get a bad rap from religious nuts, lol. Personally I don't care either way. I like babies and children but I grew up around them and am around them all the time (of course, I teach music to children and want to teach in school eventually). I don't like bratty, spoiled children though, and that's almost always due to bad parenting so I don't like the parents either lmao.