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Chiomara · 03-09-2017, 02:41 PM

Honey butter is amazing.

(In the south there is a place-- a dark and unholy place, a buffet called The Golden Corrall-- and the only good thing they have there is honey butter. It's super easy to make yourself but it's good to hoard packets of it from restaurants too.)

The Batlord · 03-09-2017, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Spreading peanut butter on toast is way more complicated than spreading honey butter on toast. Hell I can barely comprehend it let alone pull it off in under 30 minutes.

But you gotta bust your ass with those eggs. Too much extra effort for burnt bread.

**Frownland** · 03-09-2017, 03:10 PM

Ja cooking eggs is crazy complicated. Some of the most back breaking three minutes of anyone's life.

The Batlord · 03-09-2017, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Ja cooking eggs is crazy complicated. Some of the most back breaking three minutes of anyone's life.

Every time I make toast with butter and jam I always taste it with just the butter first cause I can barely be arsed to do both.

Chula Vista · 03-09-2017, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Spreading peanut butter on toast is way more complicated than spreading honey butter on toast. Hell I can barely comprehend it let alone pull it off in under 30 minutes.

It's mostly oil. Just nuke it for a few seconds and it'll become like melted butter.

You're welcome.

**Frownland** · 03-09-2017, 03:18 PM

I was making fun of the Batlord.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Every time I make toast with butter and jam I always taste it with just the butter first cause I can barely be arsed to even do both.

So you butter two slices of toast, eat a slice of toast, then put jam on the other? That sounds complicated.

Eggs and toast is a good sized meal where both wouldn't be enough on it's own. I don't mind the labor and resulting exhaustion.

The Batlord · 03-09-2017, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I was making fun of the Batlord.

And instead you made fun of Chula.

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So you butter two slices of toast, eat a slice of toast, then put jam on the other? That sounds complicated.

Taking the first bite from just buttered toast is a desperate ploy to see if maybe I just want butter and not jam. Generally doesn't work though, and I have to put in the extra effort.

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Eggs and toast is a good sized meal where both wouldn't be enough on it's own. I don't mind the labor and resulting exhaustion.

Eggs are also gross though.

**Frownland** · 03-09-2017, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Taking the first bite from just buttered toast is a desperate ploy to see if maybe I just want butter and not jam. Generally doesn't work though, and I have to put in the extra effort.

I usually just do butter anyways.

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Eggs are also gross though.

Different strokes for different foods with high cholesterol levels.

The Batlord · 03-09-2017, 03:37 PM

Now toast, peanut butter, and jam as an actual PBJ is the biz. I haven't eaten a regular PBJ in years cause toasted is so completely superior.

**Frownland** · 03-09-2017, 03:38 PM

You know what's even betterer? Make that **** like a grilled cheese.

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03-09-2017, 03:10 PM	#11963 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Ja cooking eggs is crazy complicated. Some of the most back breaking three minutes of anyone's life. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	You know what's even betterer? Make that **** like a grilled cheese. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-09-2017, 02:41 PM	#11961 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Honey butter is amazing. (In the south there is a place-- a dark and unholy place, a buffet called The Golden Corrall-- and the only good thing they have there is honey butter. It's super easy to make yourself but it's good to hoard packets of it from restaurants too.)