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Old 04-10-2017, 12:53 PM   #12601 (permalink)
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Shows what you know. Bad gums are hereditary. I've never had a cavity in my life. Still don't.
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Old 04-10-2017, 12:54 PM   #12602 (permalink)
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Shows what you know. Bad gums are hereditary. I've never had a cavity in my life. Still don't.
Tell your momma she should've taught you how to brush and floss correctly.
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Old 04-10-2017, 12:56 PM   #12603 (permalink)
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Tell your momma she should've taught you how to brush and floss correctly.
You really are an idiot.
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Old 04-10-2017, 02:59 PM   #12604 (permalink)
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You get to sleep while they are in your mouth.
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Old 04-10-2017, 04:30 PM   #12605 (permalink)
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You really are an idiot.
Have you ever tried or considered oil pulling?
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Old 04-10-2017, 04:41 PM   #12606 (permalink)
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Old 04-10-2017, 07:15 PM   #12607 (permalink)
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I walk in and over to you in the bath tub as you lather yourself. I sit at the edge of the tub and roll up my right sleeve with a little smile and gently lower my hand in the bath tub. . ..
I let my hand weigh on your leg. . . and slowly rub upwards over your knee, feeling your warm soft wet skin in the water, slightly squeezing your supple flesh. . . my hand travels over your inner thigh. . . you let out a sigh as the edge of my hand brushes up against your pussy lips and goes under firmly grabbing the bottom of your ass firmly letting my pinky rub your little whole with each firm grasp. . .

I work my hand back upward this time cupping over your pussy as I start rubbing it with more pressure, in a slow upward downward motion. . .
Our eyes locked and I see you start feeling aroused. . . your eyes giving it away. . . Slowly I take two fingers and part your pussy lips. . . so my third finger can trace the outside edge between your lips. . . all. . . the . . . way.. up and around your clit. . .. And I do this over and over again just lightly running my third finger up and over your clit. . . sometimes pressing on it before taking my finger down again. . .

Your hips start to gyrate as I continue rubbing your pussy. . . now gently squeezing and lightly pulling at your clit each time with my fingers and then down again. . .
I like the way your pussy feels on my fingers. . . soft, slightly pillow-like. . . as I start inserting my finger tip just at the tight entrance between your pussy lips, I mutter . . . you like it when I tease your pussy . . . tickling the outer slit. . . my dirty little **** slut, your pussy contracts, tightens inside even more. . . you sigh and let out a faint hmmmm. . . ohhh. . . I rub your clit and press it between my two fingers and your hips start gyrating more. . . creating turbulence in the bath water. . .

I move in towards you more and and have all my fingers slowly rubbing, parting, tickling, pressing, and pulling at your pussy. . . then I finger you slow and all the way. . . feeling the tightness and the heat inside allover my finger. . . you moan and put more pressure over my hand with yours. . . you are so excited you want me to **** you with my fingers. . . one. . . then two. . . now slowly ****ing you with two fingers in and out. . .. You breathe harder and let out faint moans. . . motioning me to keep going. . .

I pull you up to kneel on the tub. . . then sliding my left hand down your back as my right hand continues to rub, tickle, and finger your pussy. . . my left hand now slides down your ass. . . my fingers pressing and tickling your little whole. . . now both your holes being rubbed, tickled and simultaneously. . . your hips gyrating in rhythm. . . I draw closer near the back of your ear and lower neck and feel my warm breath against your skin. . . I'm going to finger your ass. . . you sigh and gasp as my finger enters your excited *******. . . then I simultaneously finger **** each hole with each hand...

I feel your legs readying to counter the pressure. . . as you moan and sigh with deep breaths. . . faster and harder. . . whimpering and enjoying the sensation. . .
My arms and hands work harder coming inward and outward motion... ****ing you at the same time. . . with you leaning your neck against my mouth. . . as I lick, bite, and suck on your earlobe and the back of your neck. . . telling you exactly what I'm doing. . . how I'm working my fingers. . . in this direction or the other. . . pointing out the spots you like as you let out breaths and whimpers. . .

I help you up move you to stretch your arms and rest your hands flat against the wall of the tub. . . with your back facing me I move close up against your ass. . . and rub my hands down your back. . . bending my knees to lower myself. . . I slap and grab your ass while I'm down there... surprising you. . . spreading it fast and burying my face and mouth. . ..

I eat your pussy from behind you hard. . . sucking your pussy lips into my mouth. . . then darting my tongue out to massage the inside of your pussy. . . then lick it all the way up your ass . . . you moan and groan with pleasure... your hips moving wildly, legs shaking. . . you are on the verge of cumming. . . I get up quick with my cock ready and penetrate you from behind all the way in. . . making you let out a low groaning while sounding out ohhh yeah. . .

I push myself up deeper inside you, I grab hold of your hair and pull it tight with my right hand while I held your left hip steady. . . I pump you slow and deep. . . and after a few thrusts your whole body shakes and your hands grab as you tighten up and let go. . . cumming allover my cock pumping deep inside you. . . I **** you harder. . . slamming into you with each thrust. . . almost lifting you off the ground. . . faster and faster. . . harder and harder. . . all the while your voice changes... moans to screams. . . and you *** again. . .

I pound you deep and hard feeling the tip of my cock push in and slip out of your hot wet pussy each long counter thrust I give you. . . you moaning each time you feel the tip of my cock enter your pussy and go all the way in. . .. I tease you in between thrusts and give you short but faster thrusts. . .

When I'm ready to blow my load and tell you, You turn around quickly and go on your knees with your mouth open looking straight up at me our eyes locked. . . holding my cock I blow my load over your mouth and your lips. . . drips down your neck. . . then I put my cock in your mouth and you suck it clean. . .swallowing all my load. . .
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Old 04-10-2017, 07:24 PM   #12608 (permalink)
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more Batlord fan-fiction?
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Old 04-10-2017, 07:26 PM   #12609 (permalink)
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Old 04-10-2017, 07:59 PM   #12610 (permalink)
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Needs more tentacle also a tldr cause im not reading all that.
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