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[The Batlord]

I'm sorry, but how the **** would a better name make "jellied eels" sound any less horrifying?

And why must Canadians use cheese curds instead of actual cheese? What's the benefit?

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm sorry, but how the **** would a better name make "jellied eels" sound any less horrifying?

And why must Canadians use cheese curds instead of actual cheese? What's the benefit?

You are a hater.

Tell me this doesn't look delicious:

[DwnWthVwls]

Is it actually good?

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Agreed, really can't understand why:

Haggis
Faggots
Jellied eels
Cockles
Black pudding

Get reactions like this from non Brits.

You forgot spotted dick...

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

And why must Canadians use cheese curds instead of actual cheese? What's the benefit?

it's a quebec thing, not a canadian thing. and since they invented it they get to do whatever they want with it.

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Is it actually good?

If you mean the pic I posted, I don't know but it doesn't seem it.

You forgot spotted dick...

I did sorry.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

You are a hater.

Tell me this doesn't look delicious:

Is that the early form of xenomorph larva?

*vomits on innocent cat*

[Thelonious Monkey]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Is that the early form of xenomorph larva?

*vomits on innocent cat*

Don't worry, nobody in England eats any of that ****.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

And why must Canadians use cheese curds instead of actual cheese? What's the benefit?

If cheese curds are horrifying to you, then cheese should be too.

Mozerella curds taste fresher than regular moz and comes in a crumbly form that makes it a really easy topping.

[Frownland]

If jellied eel is anything like unagi I'd be all over that ****.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Frownland

If cheese curds are horrifying to you, then cheese should be too.

Mozerella curds taste fresher than regular moz and comes in a crumbly form that makes it a really easy topping.

I'd just like it if it were a controlled experiment, where I wasn't being expected to eat fries with two things that sound weird. Like, the idea of gravy, as in what you put on turkey, does not sound natural on fried potatoes, but I could deal with it. But then you hit me with cheese curds and I'm just like, slow your roll, girlfriend. This is like anal. Ease into my shit with a reasonable amount of preparation and lubricants. Not whatever the **** poutine is.