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[The Batlord]

[Isbjørn]

okay right now i'm genuinely afraid that my quality of life will go right to **** because of my immense fear of death though obviously suicide is out of the question because that leads to death so what the **** do i even do at this point

[Isbjørn]

Originally Posted by elphenor

I went through the same crisis as soon as I became stable enough to not want to die I became afraid of death, it's actually funny

Right!

honestly Eastern Philosophy and religion helped me greatly

Does Maoism count?

Seriously though, I actively envy religious people. I really want there to be an afterlife, or even better, I'd like to be reincarnated, but I'm too much of a godless heathen commie to believe in any of that.

[Isbjørn]

Originally Posted by elphenor

*rips bong*

Can I have some? Sharing is caring, comrade

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Isbjørn

okay right now i'm genuinely afraid that my quality of life will go right to **** because of my immense fear of death though obviously suicide is out of the question because that leads to death so what the **** do i even do at this point

Smoke weed every day.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Isbjørn

okay right now i'm genuinely afraid that my quality of life will go right to **** because of my immense fear of death though obviously suicide is out of the question because that leads to death so what the **** do i even do at this point

I think when you get hit like that with the fear of death it's basically you mourning your own death. It's not just an issue of coming to a better outlook, you actually have to let some time pass while you grieve for yourself. Eventually you'll just get used to it and go about your day the same as ever probably.

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by Isbjørn

Seriously though, I actively envy religious people. I really want there to be an afterlife, or even better, I'd like to be reincarnated, but I'm too much of a godless heathen commie to believe in any of that.

If you're being serious I went through a phase like this a few years ago. I was doing stupid stuff regularly, like taking my age and working out how much of my life I've probably lived based on percentage of life expectancy. The worst was at night when I can't sleep. When I'm out actually doing stuff I couldn't care less if I dropped dead in the sense that I don't fear it then.

I wonder if people worry about it less or more as they get older.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

If you're being serious I went through a phase like this a few years ago. I was doing stupid stuff regularly, like taking my age and working out how much of my life I've probably lived based on percentage of life expectancy. The worst was at night when I can't sleep. When I'm out actually doing stuff I couldn't care less if I dropped dead in the sense that I don't fear it then.

I wonder if people worry about it less or more as they get older.

I might come back to this tomorrow when I'm sober and don't have to consider my reply while staring at nearly-naked Prince.

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I might come back to this tomorrow when I'm sober and don't have to consider my reply while staring at nearly-naked Prince.

What is the crux of the post? I feel like it's gonna be brutal

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

What is the crux of the post? I feel like it's gonna be brutal

I wasn't even gonna be mean but Prince has the most uncomfortably piercing gaze.