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[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

angsty teens unite

[Blank.]

Originally Posted by Dylstew

Guys I made a ****ty song

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rkfkX0...re=youtu.be&a=

Pretty good. With some work you could develop am interesting punk/alt rock sound.

[Dylstew]

Originally Posted by 1blankmind

Pretty good. With some work you could develop am interesting punk/alt rock sound.

If I had access to a dude who could do some great harsh vocals and noisy stuff with a distortion guitar, I'd write some post-hardcore songs. I'd do the clean parts. That'd be the ****.

I could do some regular raw vocals at least, but I already abuse my voice enough as is by singing and yelling way too much.

[Isbjørn]

Originally Posted by Chiomara

I love that my alcohol tolerance is so low now. I've had one (1) beer and I'm already slightly tipsy.

Wow now, how do you lower your tolerance? Asking for a cheap-ass friend.

And how the hell can people drink 10, let alone 12 beers in a night? Depending on my condition, I may or may not throw up after five pints

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Isbjørn

Wow now, how do you lower your tolerance? Asking for a cheap-ass friend.

And how the hell can people drink 10, let alone 12 beers in a night? Depending on my condition, I may or may not throw up after five pints

Practice. Lots and lots of practice. Better get started, young gun.

Originally Posted by Blue Hawk

Buttlord is a new Ted Bundy.

wut

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by Isbjørn

Wow now, how do you lower your tolerance? Asking for a cheap-ass friend.

And how the hell can people drink 10, let alone 12 beers in a night? Depending on my condition, I may or may not throw up after five pints

Tolerance increases when you drink more.

I couldn't drink 10 pints at 17/18

[Chiomara]

Originally Posted by Isbjørn

Wow now, how do you lower your tolerance? Asking for a cheap-ass friend.

And how the hell can people drink 10, let alone 12 beers in a night? Depending on my condition, I may or may not throw up after five pints

By being too poor to buy alcohol for a long period of time, basically. (And I'm not one to buy cheap light beer; it's gross) That and drinking on an empty stomach + not weighing a whole lot.

And I have no clue; beer just seems so inefficient to me. (When I actually have a normal alcohol tolerance, that is) I'd rather just maintain a nice, constant level of tipsiness which is far easier with wine or liquor. Unless I plan to be outdoors, in which case beer or wine in a canteen is ideal.

[MicShazam]

Originally Posted by Dylstew

Yeah that's the biggest issue. There's actually not much more going on than most other songs it's just that the mic's ****ty, the instruments are the exact same and there's no production whatsoever which makes them hard to distinct. I could get help from my uncle in the future, he produces electronic music for people sometimes and has a little home studio.

It's not much you need to make it sound better. If the whole thing just seemed a bit clearer and maybe had a bit more bottom end - you'd be on to something.

[Dylstew]

Hmm..Well, I could look up some stuff on music in the future. Hell should probably learn the basics of music theory, that would help for the next song.

Btw were the lyrics fine? I held off recording for like a year because I couldn't come up with anything so instead of witty lines I just directly wrote some frustrating things I felt.

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by Isbjørn

Wow now, how do you lower your tolerance? Asking for a cheap-ass friend.

And how the hell can people drink 10, let alone 12 beers in a night? Depending on my condition, I may or may not throw up after five pints

Look for beers with high ABV. Or stick to alcohol. I get pretty tipsy after two screwdrivers. When I used to go out regularly, I would leave my wallet at home and take a 20 dollar bill and have a great time.

Originally Posted by Chiomara

By being too poor to buy alcohol for a long period of time, basically. (And I'm not one to buy cheap light beer; it's gross) That and drinking on an empty stomach + not weighing a whole lot.

And I have no clue; beer just seems so inefficient to me. (When I actually have a normal alcohol tolerance, that is) I'd rather just maintain a nice, constant level of tipsiness which is far easier with wine or liquor. Unless I plan to be outdoors, in which case beer or wine in a canteen is ideal.

Agree!