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[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by Isbjørn

I'd gladly shake her hand, but I would not bow to her. Nothing personal about it - she is a person just like me, and probably a nice one too, but not a natural superior. And since I'm not a top politician like Jeremy Corbyn, just a petty pinko activist, I don't need to care about my image.

I see the monarchy as a remnant of feudal society that has survived its historical role - that goes for the British monarchy as well as the Norwegian monarchy. Queen Sonja of Norway is probably a good person, but her title is purely symbolic and a waste of the taxpayers' money. I think the Queen of the UK is worse - agan, nothing personal - but the state she represents has, historically, been responsible for colonial atrocities in India, Ireland, Africa, Australia and so on. With that in mind, I don't want to bow to the Queen just to be nice, since respect is something that should be earned.

Fair enough mate.

Corbs might get his wish anyway as Harry said none of the current Royals want the crown.

I'd like to see William get it myself if anything.

[Isbjørn]

Originally Posted by Thelonious Monkey

I'd bow to the Queen. I think it would be cool to tell your friends. What's wrong with being nice anyway?

My friends would be much more impressed if I didn't tbh. Anyway, you can be nice and polite without showing subservience to an authority figure you don't even recognize. I'd shake the Queen's hand, as I would anyone else's, but if I'm going to bow I'll need a good reason

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Fair enough mate.

Corbs might get his wish anyway as Harry said none of the current Royals want the crown.

I'd like to see William get it myself if anything.

Then we'd get a hot queen. Pretty much all I want from my royals.

[The Batlord]

Never ordered anything from ICP's merch site (which, due to ICP's merch-heavy stance, is way more important to the juggalo subculture than it would be to basically any other artist), but I'm drunk, they got a cheaper and different version of Shangri-La than any other site, and it's nice to give the finger to that little part of me that sneers at the thought of wearing any kind of Psychopathic merch. So I will be proudly rocking this shirt in a little while. I just wish they had those ****ty, spider leg dreads from the Riddlebox era.

[Mondo Bungle]

I like how you can just immediately tell that an artist is some some Finnish psych/freak folk based on the name

[Chiomara]

I love that my alcohol tolerance is so low now. I've had one (1) beer and I'm already slightly tipsy.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Chiomara

I love that my alcohol tolerance is so low now. I've had one (1) beer and I'm already slightly tipsy.

Go live in a toilet!

[Chiomara]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Go live in a toilet!

No you go live in a toilet!

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Chiomara

I love that my alcohol tolerance is so low now. I've had one (1) beer and I'm already slightly tipsy.

I'd envy you, but being you would mean being sober most of the time.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Frownland

I'd envy you, but being you would mean being sober most of the time.

If only this had been a Catholic country we'd all be getting loaded at church and swerving wildly on our way to the liquor store before going home. ****ing Protestants.