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Old 12-20-2012, 09:53 AM   #1391 (permalink)
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I've also heard that it's good for the throat if you have a cold.
1. Natural anti-depressant.
2. Natural anxiety reducer.
3. Improves quality of sleep.
4. Increases energy.
5. Improves concentration.
6. Improves memory.
7. Improves mental alertness.
8. Assists with pregnancy maintenance.
9. Increases female-initiated sexual behavior. (I guess because there is a high amount of testosterone in it?)
10. Reduces pain.

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Old 12-20-2012, 10:07 AM   #1392 (permalink)
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1. Natural anti-depressant.
2. Natural anxiety reducer.
3. Improves quality of sleep.
4. Increases energy.
5. Improves concentration.
6. Improves memory.
7. Improves mental alertness.
8. Assists with pregnancy maintenance.
9. Increases female-initiated sexual behavior. (I guess because there is a high amount of testosterone in it?)
10. Reduces pain.

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I guess that means that men are really healers and philanthropists.
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:09 AM   #1393 (permalink)
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I guess that means that men are really healers and philanthropists.
More reasons to love men!
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:12 AM   #1394 (permalink)
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More reasons to love men!
Come and get it Ladies. Full on Bukakke sweeping the nation. LOL
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:22 AM   #1395 (permalink)
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Come and get it Ladies. Full on Bukakke sweeping the nation. LOL
I prefer to call it "vaccinations".
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:26 AM   #1396 (permalink)
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I prefer to call it "vaccinations".
You could call it therapy if they're having a bad day also. It sounds like a win-win situation.
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:28 AM   #1397 (permalink)
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Of course, in severe situations one might have to take a suppository.
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:35 AM   #1398 (permalink)
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This conversation really reminds of a song. It's sort of a love song:


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Old 12-20-2012, 12:07 PM   #1399 (permalink)
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Don't forget about the semen based recipes:

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Old 12-20-2012, 12:10 PM   #1400 (permalink)
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Yeah, but seriously, how strong are the correlates? Because if we're talking less than say, .5 it's probably not worth discussing.
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