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Trollheart 08-18-2015 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by DeadChannel (Post 1627119)
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What if I don't have potted indoor plants? Will you bring some and leave them in the house?

DwnWthVwls 08-18-2015 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1627132)
What if I don't have potted indoor plants? Will you bring some and leave them in the house?
Is a cow really a cow if it moos like woof?

Trollheart 08-19-2015 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1627138)
Is a cow really a cow if it moos like woof?
If a tree falls in the forest, and there's nobody to hear it, how many weeks does it take to walk a fortnight, and who stole all my sticky labels? I demand answers!

Key 08-20-2015 10:09 AM
They did such a good job on this one:

Plankton 08-20-2015 10:21 AM
lol

The Batlord 08-20-2015 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1627827)
I have symptoms of testicular cancer, but since I can't see a doctor I'm sure its nothing
You're like, twelve, you're fine, shut up.

Mondo Bungle 08-20-2015 05:32 PM
Why even post anything when you've got titanic ***gots waiting around, trying their best to crack a joke.

Oh well, just play through the pain and newly discovered lumps. Not like it would kill me in the off chance something was actually wrong

The Batlord 08-20-2015 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1627843)
Why even post anything when you've got titanic ***gots waiting around, trying their best to crack a joke.

Oh well, just play through the pain and newly discovered lumps. Not like it would kill me in the off chance something was actually wrong
Dude, you don't have testicular cancer. You're just paranoid... or high... or both.

Mondo Bungle 08-20-2015 05:40 PM
Sorry doctor

The Batlord 08-20-2015 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1627846)
Sorry doctor
Yeah, I gotta be a doctor to tell an eighteen-year-old that he doesn't have testicular cancer just cause his balls hurt.

Mondo Bungle 08-20-2015 06:17 PM
You gotta be a ****ing **** too. Its the worst pain I've ever felt and the tumor like growth doesn't help much.

Frownland 08-20-2015 06:33 PM
Go to a clinic dude.

Chula Vista 08-20-2015 06:35 PM
It's diagnosed in males mostly between the ages of 20 and 39. So you being in your late teens means you gotta take it really serious.

Clinic for sure.

Key 08-20-2015 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1627858)
You gotta be a ****ing **** too. Its the worst pain I've ever felt and the tumor like growth doesn't help much.
There's the nifty things called "free clinics". I'd suggest seeing one. Sooner is better than later.

The Batlord 08-20-2015 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1627858)
You gotta be a ****ing **** too. Its the worst pain I've ever felt and the tumor like growth doesn't help much.
Well, you're the expert on testicular diseases, so clearly you know how to differentiate between them, and aren't just jumping to the scariest conclusion out of paranoia.

Mondo Bungle 08-20-2015 07:33 PM
Too late, cut off my nads

DwnWthVwls 08-20-2015 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1627858)
You gotta be a ****ing **** too. Its the worst pain I've ever felt and the tumor like growth doesn't help much.
I had a scare when I was younger as well.. I found this online for you (I've done it, it works):

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Testing for testicular cancer is generally first centered around a thorough physical examination. On self or doctor examination of the testes, most tumors present as a painless, firm nodule or lump in one of the testicles. Normal testes usually transilluminate, meaning that if you hold a flashlight up to the scrotum, you can see light through the testicle. However, most tumor masses in the testes do not transilluminate, light does not pass through it.
I had some minor discomfort at times from it but it sounds like you're in a lot of pain, so go to the ER. They have to take you and you can work something out. Also, if you make under $15k (in NJ) you can get medicare which is what I have (free doctor visits, no copays, free prescriptions). I don't know about cancer, I'm sure it can be a # of things.

Mondo Bungle 08-20-2015 07:42 PM
What if I am becoming a superhero?

DwnWthVwls 08-20-2015 07:53 PM
Than you can fly instead of hitchhike? idfk

Mondo Bungle 08-20-2015 07:54 PM
Damn

ladyislingering 08-20-2015 07:56 PM
I just made Ki lose a sneeze by repeatedly saying "sneeze face!" until it went away.

It's like the less offensive version of someone ruining an orgasm.

Key 08-20-2015 10:34 PM

Frownland 08-22-2015 09:15 PM
Batlord's signature is a want sniveling detriment to the concept of forum aesthetic ever to visit this site. It's artistically awful.

The Batlord 08-22-2015 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1628424)
Batlord's signature is a want sniveling detriment to the concept of forum aesthetic ever to visit this site. It's artistically awful.
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Frownland 08-22-2015 09:28 PM
I meant to say wanton. If case my point wasn't clear earlier: your new signature is like Dirty and Oriphiel had an obnoxious baby. Go **** yourself.

Key 08-22-2015 09:39 PM
Can a mob please remove his SIG? Like seriously.

The Batlord 08-22-2015 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1628431)
I meant to say wanton. If case my point wasn't clear earlier: your new signature is like Dirty and Oriphiel had an obnoxious baby. Go **** yourself.
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1628435)
Can a mob please remove his SIG? Like seriously.
I think that's a little harsh.

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Frownland 08-22-2015 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1628437)
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I think that's a little harsh.
In case I guess. The point still stands. Go sit on a cucumber.

Chula Vista 08-22-2015 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1628424)
Batlord's signature is a want sniveling detriment to the concept of forum aesthetic ever to visit this site. It's artistically awful.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1628431)
I meant to say wanton. If case my point wasn't clear earlier: your new signature is like Dirty and Oriphiel had an obnoxious baby. Go **** yourself.
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1628435)
Can a mob please remove his SIG? Like seriously.
It's also a cry for help. Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

http://images-cdn.moviepilot.com/ima...gif-289767.gif

Key 08-22-2015 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1628431)
I meant to say wanton. If case my point wasn't clear earlier: your new signature is like Dirty and Oriphiel had an obnoxious baby. Go **** yourself.
It also technically breaks forum rules:

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• Please make an effort to ensure your posts are written in an intelligible way and are not formatted in a distracting manner.

ladyislingering 08-22-2015 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1628469)
It's also a cry for help. Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

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Sure, Jan.

The Batlord 08-22-2015 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1628469)
It's also a cry for help. Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

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You mean like when you make a thread about how much you don't care about Axl Rose and Slash, just so you can talk about how much you don't care about Axl Rose and Slash?

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1628470)
It also technically breaks forum rules:
God you're a pussy. Where's the dude who told me the story about him ****ing his dead grandmother at her funeral?

Key 08-22-2015 10:37 PM
^I can't quote your post because of your signature. **** you.

ladyislingering 08-22-2015 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1628485)
God you're a pussy. Where's the dude who told me the story about him ****ing his dead grandmother at her funeral?
The deceased missus kept her form during her wake.

She looked lovelier than she did the first time I met her.

Which was in the hospital.

I held her emaciated, cold hand, and she told me that I had pretty hair.

Neapolitan 08-22-2015 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1628470)
It also technically breaks forum rules:
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  • Please make an effort to ensure your posts are written in an intelligible way and are not formatted in a distracting manner.
Techinically it's a signature and not a post.

I remember someone asking if they could be ban for something they did in there sig, and the mod said "no." (but he did wasn't about links to their band, or advertising external sites or a spammy yellow sig.) Still I wonder if a mod would take issue with it.

Chula Vista 08-22-2015 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1628485)
You mean like when you make a thread about how much you don't care about Axl Rose and Slash, just so you can talk about how much you don't care about Axl Rose and Slash?
But the world seems to care. It's being talked about on every freaking news outlet online. It's BIG NEWS baby.

I figured I'd clue you guys in on the latest "As the Guns as Roses turns".....

The Batlord 08-22-2015 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1628487)
^I can't quote your post because of your signature. **** you.
Yeah you can. Just scroll to the right.

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1628492)
The deceased missus kept her form during her wake.

She looked lovelier than she did the first time I met her.

Which was in the hospital.

I held her emaciated, cold hand, and she told me that I had pretty hair.
Was that before or after Ki fucked her?

Key 08-22-2015 10:44 PM
^After.

ladyislingering 08-22-2015 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1628497)
Was that before or after Ki fucked her?
Ki didn't pull a Bundy on his gran. :laughing:

And I'm glad, because I was even afraid to touch her corpse in fear it'd fall apart. She was that thin.


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