This is true.

https://soberdrunks.bandcamp.com/tra...the-locomotion

Which Goat Is Right for You? - Modern Farmer

5 Cool Jobs Held By Goats - Modern Farmer

That first article is a bit disturbing, but thank you for your continued support.

I rented my college textbook, meaning that it will obviously have to be returned. It is currently resting against my naked legs and genitals.

I'm going to get sober for good before I do any more stupid shit. :laughing:

but seriously.

you know it's bad when you can't remember anything.

Is your relationship with Ki like '50 First Dates'?

Well, Ki's about as funny as Adam Sandler.

I never used to get blackout-drunk to such an extent.

Shit's so problematic.

According to this site, the record number of users viewing Music Banter was the following:

[Record: 10,659 @ 11-20-2013]

What happened on this day in Music Banter history?

Where'd you find that?

Go to the home page and it's at the bottom where it lists active users and guests.

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sxGAV3QauQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOjG5usM_y4

wat

Spoiler - Gross Content.

Coffee Ground Vomitus

Margaritas pretty much suck.. Much rather have a pina colada or a daiquiri, but if I want something good I'll take a fruit martini.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...561cf3421a.jpg

I like to make my own "margarita" that's like 80% tequila, 15% triple sec, and 5% margarita mix. I don't have any aversion to liquor's taste, but I've been told they're a little strong.

Either way, if I'm going with hard alcohol, it'll be scotch or rum on the rocks.

Franco has recently viewed my profile, so if I suddenly disappear... you'll know what's up.

Where's trollheart?

I'll bet Franco got him. Saw that pic of TH shaking his ass in mom jeans.

ftfy

Please make posts in the proper threads.

http://www.musicbanter.com/announcem...tin-board.html

Shut up.

I am not talking, I am typing.

Cut off your fingers.

Then grab your keyboard and **** off.

What will grabbing his keyboard accomplish? Can't he **** off without it?

Good point.

:laughing: I'm not using a keyboard, I'm using a tablet.

Troll em hard Nea.

I overheard an elderly man taking a giant shit and/or masturbating this morning.

It reminded me of this.

Jerked off in the bathroom at work today.

That does sound like the sanitary thing to do while at work.

It was really only a matter of time. I'm surprised you made it this long, though.

I was on break. So it's okay.