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Old 11-14-2017, 08:09 PM   #15401 (permalink)
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But how do they work when you need to gouge at a no-nonsense booger made of snot glass that clings to the inside of your nose like it was melted onto it.
Locate it with your finger first then dig.
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Old 11-14-2017, 10:55 PM   #15402 (permalink)
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Old 11-14-2017, 11:01 PM   #15403 (permalink)
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But how do they work when you need to gouge at a no-nonsense booger made of snot glass that clings to the inside of your nose like it was melted onto it.
Why use a Q-tip when you can use a Navage? :/

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Old 11-14-2017, 11:07 PM   #15404 (permalink)
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Life hack: A turkey baster is just as effective.
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Old 11-15-2017, 10:01 AM   #15405 (permalink)
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Old 11-15-2017, 04:29 PM   #15406 (permalink)
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has anyone here been shot
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Old 11-15-2017, 05:13 PM   #15407 (permalink)
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Old 11-15-2017, 06:08 PM   #15408 (permalink)
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Old 11-15-2017, 06:54 PM   #15409 (permalink)
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i want to change my username but i feel like i've already established the Q-Man brand
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Old 11-15-2017, 06:59 PM   #15410 (permalink)
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