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Chiomara · 02-13-2018, 06:34 AM

I bought an unfortunate looking dog cake from the Albertsons clearance rack at 10 pm last night (I hate grocery store cakes, but I just kind of looked at it and thought "a dog! A dog cake! I can't not get it")

Pretty sure this is listed as a symptom of depression in the DSM-V somewhere.

**Frownland** · 02-13-2018, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

Pretty sure this is listed as a symptom of depression in the DSM-V somewhere.

Buying the cake or the cake itself?

Chiomara · 02-13-2018, 07:21 AM

Both, I think.

The Batlord · 02-13-2018, 10:09 AM

That is not a dog. That is a ****ing bear.

Chiomara · 02-13-2018, 10:16 AM

OK, yes, maybe it does look more much more like a bear, but I'm gonna keep pretending it's a dog. I've seen so many terrible Albertsons animal-shaped cakes that it can be difficult to tell sometimes. Once I even asked the baker if a misshapen cupcake (with eyes and a tail) was a dog or a cat and they just shrugged and said "I wish I knew." (It actually isn't that bad for a clearance Albertsons cake, though, aside from the cake part being overly sweet. All I want at the moment is a basic old-fashioned yellow layer cake with chocolate frosting)

Chiomara · 02-13-2018, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Evanescence twice.

t.A.T.U twice is clearly the only correct answer here.

The Batlord · 02-13-2018, 10:38 AM

t.A.t.U. loses their charm when you find out they're not really ****ing each other.

Akai · 02-13-2018, 11:02 AM

Echo and the Bunnymen for me.

**Frownland** · 02-13-2018, 11:03 AM

I don't think you guys fully understand the question.

Mindfulness · 02-13-2018, 11:16 AM

i added that song called all the things she said, to my February playlist :|

i like Evanescence

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02-13-2018, 06:34 AM	#16791 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	I bought an unfortunate looking dog cake from the Albertsons clearance rack at 10 pm last night (I hate grocery store cakes, but I just kind of looked at it and thought "a dog! A dog cake! I can't not get it") Pretty sure this is listed as a symptom of depression in the DSM-V somewhere. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify Last edited by Chiomara; 02-13-2018 at 07:11 AM.

02-13-2018, 07:21 AM	#16793 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	Both, I think. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

02-13-2018, 10:16 AM	#16795 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	OK, yes, maybe it does look more much more like a bear, but I'm gonna keep pretending it's a dog. I've seen so many terrible Albertsons animal-shaped cakes that it can be difficult to tell sometimes. Once I even asked the baker if a misshapen cupcake (with eyes and a tail) was a dog or a cat and they just shrugged and said "I wish I knew." (It actually isn't that bad for a clearance Albertsons cake, though, aside from the cake part being overly sweet. All I want at the moment is a basic old-fashioned yellow layer cake with chocolate frosting) __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

02-13-2018, 11:02 AM	#16798 (permalink)
Akai Godless Ape Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: Britannia Posts: 1,255	Echo and the Bunnymen for me. __________________ ''To be honest, in my opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter from a different perspective and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I do believe that I forgot what I was going to say.'' S p o t i f y

02-13-2018, 11:03 AM	#16799 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	I don't think you guys fully understand the question. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

02-13-2018, 11:16 AM	#16800 (permalink)
Mindfulness Be aware of the psyop Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,999	i added that song called all the things she said, to my February playlist :\| i like Evanescence __________________ YouTube Videos The Discord Server February 28th, 2024