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[Oriphiel]

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

6 or 14/15/16.. most everything else is ****.

1-6 and 9-16 are the only reasonable options.

It's all just a fuckton of sugar. Least the popsicles don't have literal buckets of saturated fat. Plus, where I work, I've seen a million adults with 6's, and a million kids with 17-24's, and I don't think I need to tell you who was happier.

[Chiomara]

Some highlights from this weekend:
-Made some progress researching the whole cursed VHS tape mystery (ill explain some other time) but not a whole lot; the people (a married couple) who made it are presently living in Greensboro and running some sort of vaguely Jesus-y art related organization which has yet to really take off and is always described so cryptically on their websites. Pretty sure they were trying to start a cult in the early 2000s (prior to that they were traveling and performing godawful Christian comedy skits in tiny churches-- based on the tapes, their "comedy" was like Everybody Loves Raymond but 5000 times worse and also much creepier-- there was nothing overtly Christian about it aside from the bible quotes that showed between scenes) but failed and are now attempting a different, less obviously cult-y approach instead which is also failing. My friend and I may or may not have called the number listed on their cult's (?) website. Just got their voicemail unfortunately.
-stumbled across a large wooden crucifix in the woods by the river. Normal Louisiana stuff.
-Befriended new roommate's kitties who are both of course named after anime characters
-Finally ordered a bed frame and stuff on Amazon even though I really wanted to buy a banjo or sitar instead.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Chiomara

Some highlights from this weekend:
-Made some progress researching the whole cursed VHS tape mystery (ill explain some other time) but not a whole lot; the people (a married couple) who made it are presently living in Greensboro and running some sort of vaguely Jesus-y art related organization which has yet to really take off and is always described so cryptically on their websites. Pretty sure they were trying to start a cult in the early 2000s (prior to that they were traveling and performing godawful Christian comedy skits in tiny churches-- based on the tapes, their "comedy" was like Everybody Loves Raymond but 5000 times worse and also much creepier-- there was nothing overtly Christian about it aside from the bible quotes that showed between scenes) but failed and are now attempting a different, less obviously cult-y approach instead which is also failing. My friend and I may or may not have called the number listed on their cult's (?) website. Just got their voicemail unfortunately.
-stumbled across a large wooden crucifix in the woods by the river. Normal Louisiana stuff.
-Befriended new roommate's kitties who are both of course named after anime characters
-Finally ordered a bed frame and stuff on Amazon even though I really wanted to buy a banjo or sitar instead.

I'm intrigued. Oh and did you know about Hitler's medium and her connection to secret Nazi bases in Antarctica where they developed flying saucers?

Vril Society Maria Orsitsch

She was also a total babe.

[Mindfulness]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Hella 12 every time except for the occasional 2 or 3

#15

[The Batlord]

Oh **** I just noticed #6. Ice cream sandwiches should be their own food group.

[The Batlord]

Spoiler for big ass pic:

[Mindfulness]

[The Batlord]

You're gonna join a cult one of these days.

[grindy]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You're gonna join a cult one of these days.

Prolly Vanilla's.

[Mindfulness]