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Old 05-18-2018, 12:10 PM   #18281 (permalink)
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You could befriend that midget guy that used to hangout with Kid Rock. I don't think he's up to much lately.
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:12 PM   #18282 (permalink)
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You could befriend that midget guy that used to hangout with Kid Rock. I don't think he's up to much lately.
Well, yeah. He's dead.
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Old 05-18-2018, 12:34 PM   #18283 (permalink)
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Well, yeah. He's dead.
And? Get his body and take up ventriloquism.
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Old 05-18-2018, 02:07 PM   #18284 (permalink)
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Vasectomies should be free. It's not like men everywhere will be beating down the door to become sterile so you won't be wasting much money. $350-$1000 is kinda steep for me tbh but I suppose it's not that big a deal when I have the most effective form of birth control known to man: being un****able.
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Vasectomies should be free. It's not like men everywhere will be beating down the door to become sterile so you won't be wasting much money. $350-$1000 is kinda steep for me tbh but I suppose it's not that big a deal when I have the most effective form of birth control known to man: being un****able.
Didn't you have a woman try and chat you up in the cinema once?
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Old 05-18-2018, 02:14 PM   #18286 (permalink)
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Show me something that can compete with that Tchornobog album you posted a long time ago.
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Old 05-18-2018, 02:18 PM   #18288 (permalink)
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Didn't you have a woman try and chat you up in the cinema once?
She was un****able too though.
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Show me something that can compete with that Tchornobog album you posted a long time ago.

in what way
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Old 05-18-2018, 02:19 PM   #18290 (permalink)
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Well she was super ugly and old enough that whatever might have been ****able about her was starting to raisin.
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