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Blank. 07-24-2018 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1979624)
It is really unfair that some men lose their hair so young.

We have gone to the moon and made burgers grown in labs yet we haven't found a cure for slapheads?
Hair is a trait of our monkey ancestors. Baldness is the next step in our evolution. Those without hair are closer than those with it.

Frownland 07-24-2018 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1979624)
It is really unfair that some men lose their hair so young.

We have gone to the moon and made burgers grown in labs yet we haven't found a cure for slapheads?
As a child, did you complain that your birthday presents weren't good enough?

Cuthbert 07-24-2018 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1979627)
One day it will become comedically appropriate after making a snide comment about my boss's wig and him responding ****tily for me to take off my work hat and show him my own growing bald spot. I like to think it will blow his mind.
Your boss needs to lighten up a bit.

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Originally Posted by Blank. (Post 1979628)
Hair is a trait of our monkey ancestors. Baldness is the next step in our evolution. Those without hair are closer than those with it.
Thanks mate. Those are positive words for the forum balds.

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1979630)
As a child, did you complain that your birthday presents weren't good enough?
No mate I was quite grateful for the presents I got as a child.

Frownland 07-24-2018 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1979631)
No mate I was quite grateful for the presents I got as a child.
Then get over your baldness and cure cancer.

Cuthbert 07-24-2018 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1979633)
Then get over your baldness and cure cancer.
I'm not bald.

Frownland 07-24-2018 01:44 PM
I've seen footage. You bald. It's cool mate, I'm an amateur balder myself.

Cuthbert 07-24-2018 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1979636)
I've seen footage. You bald.
There is hair on the top of my head pal.

Frownland 07-24-2018 01:46 PM
Your hair?

The Batlord 07-24-2018 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1979631)
Your boss needs to lighten up a bit.
Yeah. Can be cool but god damn is he a moody bitch.

MicShazam 07-24-2018 01:47 PM
I'm gonna end up with a chrome dome before old age. I refuse to walk around with a George Costanza haircut. Going the shaved route for sure. I'll let a massive beard grow out to compensate.


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