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Old 06-26-2018, 06:38 PM   #19011 (permalink)
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Instead of that can you just rub my feet with moisturizer? I have dry, cracked heels.
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Old 06-26-2018, 06:39 PM   #19012 (permalink)
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*instantly flaccid*
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Old 06-26-2018, 09:20 PM   #19013 (permalink)
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Well excuse me, Your Majesty.
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Old 06-27-2018, 06:15 AM   #19014 (permalink)
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*instantly hard again*
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Old 06-27-2018, 09:45 AM   #19015 (permalink)
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And take some superglue too. I hear you can use it to close cracks in your feet.
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Old 06-27-2018, 10:05 AM   #19016 (permalink)
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Or I could superglue your legs together and pretend I'm fucking a chubby merman.
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Old 06-27-2018, 10:09 AM   #19017 (permalink)
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Can I at least get one of those fake mermaid tails and you can just cut a hole for my *******?

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Old 06-27-2018, 10:11 AM   #19018 (permalink)
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I'd be down for that. Any mermanal is good mermanal.
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Old 06-27-2018, 10:25 AM   #19019 (permalink)
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We'll throw some chicken eggs in the pool and when you're about to climax you can pull out and fertilize them underwater.
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Old 06-27-2018, 10:28 AM   #19020 (permalink)
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Aw yeah, gimme dos Zora eggs

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