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Old 08-06-2018, 10:16 AM   #19071 (permalink)
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Two Minutes of Unnecessary Ass Yelling
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Location: LA Union Station

Frownland exits the train station to find Lucille screaming at and begging someone to order her a car over the phone. She gets off the phone and waits. The traffic guide walks in Lucille's direction, monitoring traffic.

Lucille: Are you my driver?
Traffic guide: What?
Lucille: My driver, his name is Mooba, he's probably Middle Eastern or something. Is it you? Are you my driver?
Traffic guide: I'm not your driver.
Lucille: Well how am I supposed to know that? Men like you don't just walk up to me like that. Do you know where my car is?
Traffic guide: Is it an Uber, Lift, or cab?
Frownland continues eavesdropping
Lucille: I don't know, why would I? I just know that the driver's name is Mooba. Do you know him? Where's my car?
Traffic guide, with an expression of "I can't believe this" walks off
Lucille, to the traffic guide, then to no one in particular: Hello? Do you know where my car is? Does anyone know where Mooba is? Does anyone know where my car is?
Frownland's ride pulls up and he enters before they drive away
Lucille (getting quieter in the distance): Helloooooooo! Anyone?

LA has a lot of homeless people and gangsters, but the true dark side of the city is rich white folk. I hope she got robbed tbh.
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Old 08-06-2018, 10:27 AM   #19072 (permalink)
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Jack Black to play Frown
Emma Watson to play Lucille
George Lopez to play Hispanic traffic guide
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Old 08-06-2018, 10:29 AM   #19073 (permalink)
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James Franco or Shia Labeouf maybe don't look the part, but they would play the role of Frown convincingly.
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Old 08-06-2018, 10:30 AM   #19074 (permalink)
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Jack Black to play Frown
Jessica Walter to play Lucille
George Lopez to play Hispanic traffic guide
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Old 08-06-2018, 11:01 AM   #19075 (permalink)
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Could a programmer ecsplain tbis to me?

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Old 08-06-2018, 11:02 AM   #19076 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2018, 11:02 AM   #19077 (permalink)
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What is IE? What is browser? Put it in laymens terms for me pls
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Old 08-06-2018, 11:03 AM   #19078 (permalink)
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Idk man. I'm not a programmer.
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Old 08-06-2018, 11:07 AM   #19079 (permalink)
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Does the OK sign mean that's an alt right meme?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-06-2018, 11:08 AM   #19080 (permalink)
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It's not an ok sign, it's putting up a pinkie like a fancyman.
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