This is a black people toupee. It doesn't just come off. I'm not even sure if it's technically a toupee.

why would you say that to him the next day? :laughing:


maybe its the universe telling you something :o:

Because **** it that's why. He's younger than me, has a bald spot, and is so vain that he won't acknowledge that he's wearing a wig unless he's in a good mood and even then he only kinda admits it. That **** is hilarious and I refuse to compromise and become a boring person who treats his boss like an aristocrat.

Besides, if I hadn't said anything yesterday he probably wouldn't have worn a hat today, and pretending that I didn't notice the cause-and-effect would have defeated the purpose of me mocking him in the first place. Comedy > real life considerations.

It is really unfair that some men lose their hair so young.

We have gone to the moon and made burgers grown in labs yet we haven't found a cure for slapheads?

One day it will become comedically appropriate after making a snide comment about my boss's wig and him responding ****tily for me to take off my work hat and show him my own growing bald spot. I like to think it will blow his mind.

Hair is a trait of our monkey ancestors. Baldness is the next step in our evolution. Those without hair are closer than those with it.

As a child, did you complain that your birthday presents weren't good enough?

Your boss needs to lighten up a bit.

Thanks mate. Those are positive words for the forum balds.

No mate I was quite grateful for the presents I got as a child.

Then get over your baldness and cure cancer.

I'm not bald.