Donate your body to physics and become a one to two use crash dummy.

I wish there was a Necrophiliac Society of America (NSA) I could donate my body too. At least then I could get laid.

You'd probably get laid more often if you met girls irl. Get a dating app.

I found out a long time ago that meeting women isn't the hard part. The difficult thing is meeting someone I actually click with.

I thought the balls were at her backdoor?

I thought you totally didn't want her?

He's hoping playing hard to get will win her over.
It won't.

Nothing will work except kneeling down before her and beg her to throw you a bone(r).

Yay! a new video to keep me less bored for a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUFvG4RpwJI

Wish us luck.

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you know if you're really about knowing how many posts you have in the lounge, you can just go through this highly tedious and unnecessary process

1. Do an advanced search for every lounge thread you've ever posted in
2. Click the total number of responses o the right of the title to open the who replied? window.
3. Find your name with ctrl-f
4. Repeat and and add it all up via calculator