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Plankton · 08-31-2018, 02:36 PM

Reminds me of the time I handed a handful of nuts and bolts to the guy in front of me on a roller coaster as we were climbing the first hill.

Aux-In · 08-31-2018, 06:06 PM

The last few posts remind me of a time when we were playing in an area where a new subdivision was being built. They were just putting in a sewer system at the time, so there was this sewer port already buried, but with nothing hooked up to it yet, and water flow wasn't going to be a concern. So we take off the lid because we were going to chill or have a makeshift fort or whatever, and the first thing we see is a Playboy magazine resting atop the dirt floor. I was young, so I knew what it was but didn't give it the proper thought before I brought it home, handed it to the folks and said, "Look what we found."

DwnWthVwls · 08-31-2018, 06:43 PM

~~MicShazam~~ · 09-01-2018, 02:57 AM

And I joined longer ago, but am still significantly behind. I feel like I post more than you, but apparently not. A lot of your posts must be in music threads that I don't read.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 09-01-2018, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I found a couple of .45 bullets in the sandbox at school in 2nd grade and the school blamed it on me and suspended me for a week.

Schools have weird policies. Sometimes "zero-tolerance" isn't the best way to go. Like the kids who eat their toast into the shape of a pistol and pretend to shoot others and end up getting suspended.

I also wish that we could instill in children that their "permanent record" means jack shit in real life.

Someone brought a knife to school with the intention of killing one of my friends one time.

I used to take at least 3 knives with me every day, and brass knuckles in case shit popped off.

EDIT: I had a feud with this one dude. We got into a talking match in the parking lot one afternoon and he pulled a flail

from his car and tried to attack me with it. That was the last straw. So, the next day at lunch, I walked up to him and he said "do something" so I kicked his ass in front of everyone until the school's resource officer tackled me. Then I got suspended. He had been harassing my sister who was pregnant with the baby of an "illegally immigrated" Mexican who was too old for her at that time. The dude I beat up got in trouble for being racist, even more so because his mom was a teacher at the school. It was a whole ordeal.]

The Batlord · 09-01-2018, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

...yeah,,,,.... thassss a space peanut...!

Key · 09-02-2018, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

classic movie

I've seen this movie at least 100 times. I love it. Classic David Spade.

**Frownland** · 09-02-2018, 10:51 AM

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/man...th-bare-hands/

**Frownland** · 09-02-2018, 02:37 PM

WWWP · 09-02-2018, 08:13 PM

Made my day

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08-31-2018, 02:36 PM	#19531 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Reminds me of the time I handed a handful of nuts and bolts to the guy in front of me on a roller coaster as we were climbing the first hill. __________________ See location...

08-31-2018, 06:06 PM	#19532 (permalink)
Aux-In Wrinkled Magazine Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: In Time Posts: 467	The last few posts remind me of a time when we were playing in an area where a new subdivision was being built. They were just putting in a sewer system at the time, so there was this sewer port already buried, but with nothing hooked up to it yet, and water flow wasn't going to be a concern. So we take off the lid because we were going to chill or have a makeshift fort or whatever, and the first thing we see is a Playboy magazine resting atop the dirt floor. I was young, so I knew what it was but didn't give it the proper thought before I brought it home, handed it to the folks and said, "Look what we found." __________________ Reviews l YouTube Playlist: Another Dimension "All over a bowl of bitter beans."

09-02-2018, 10:51 AM	#19538 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	https://thehardtimes.net/culture/man...th-bare-hands/ __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

09-02-2018, 02:37 PM	#19539 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	__________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

09-01-2018, 02:57 AM	#19534 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	And I joined longer ago, but am still significantly behind. I feel like I post more than you, but apparently not. A lot of your posts must be in music threads that I don't read.